Good work, everyone! You made the correct choice by voting for the Deadly Assassin outfit, which is now the GameStop-exclusive pre-order bonus for Red Dead Redemption.

GameStop lists the various in-game challenges you can complete to unlock this swanky outfit, such as “win a duel in Armadillo.” Having only recently woken up, I read that as “win a duel against an armadillo.” Of course, that would be way too hilariously fun to be real.

Then I got to thinking about that giant armadillo boss in Donkey Kong 64, which somehow reminded me what a bastard Armored Armadillo was until you obtained the electric spark. Excuse me while I, uh, go dig up a copy of Mega Man X.

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