Ever sit back and wonder what a “child” looks like in Dragon Age: Origins or wear a thong stitched together with human hair? We’ve done neither, we swear, but the former is the subject of a new piece of “Awakening” media from BioWare. But don’t think these children are the wailing, happy-go-lucky things we’re used to. These kiddies have gnarly teeth and shoot out from liquid-filled pods.

Look — we don’t know what the hell is going on in the flick above or in the pictures below other than there’s an armored dude killing “the children.” It’s a logical strategy, we think, when confronted by these mini-creepies. We’ll have to try it out this March when the expansion arrives.