​Man, if raccoons really did look like Super Mario after he grabbed the Super Leaf, life would horrible. Sure, raccoons would be 50x more adorable than they are now, but we’d all leave out garbage out in the open in hopes of drawing the cute little critters into our yard. Filth would line the streets, and the cities would be ankle deep in garbage and filth. Still, as a $12 shirt from Teextile, it’s pretty goddamn adorable.

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Geek Apparel of the Week: Raccoons Are Super