​It’s here, and I’m sad. I’m sad that I lost my temper last week and promised to run The Other Story, sad that virtually none of you believe me when I say it goes too far, that the story will likely — almost hopefully — never be topped in future FFFs. No one wins with The Other Story. We just all lose. Now, there’s a few things you need to know about The Other Story before I run it:

• I’m not doing any asides or funny pictures. None.
• The story has major line breaks in every sentence, and I’m not fixing them.
• I’m not even printing The Other Story’s real title on the front page.

Why? Because it is that bad. Not only do I want people to be able to avoid even the title — and god help you, if any one FFF made you uncomfortable, do not read this — I don’t want to read it again. I read it once, and never fucking again. For those who think they want to read it, or those who just want to read the comments, I will be creating huge gaps before and after the story so that people can change their minds and post/read comments without ever having to read a word, assuming they scroll down fast enough.

This is it, folks. No going back. Even those you asked and begged and insulted me, I’m sorry I gave in. My god have mercy on our souls.

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