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/script!– /videoId: -ossK_WlRAI –A million fart app developers must’ve just started sobbing in hysterical fear as Apple decided to reject an app because it “contains minimal user functionality and will not be appropriate for the a class=”autolink” title=”Click here to read more posts tagged #appstore” href=”http://gizmodo.com/tag/appstore/”App Store/a.”/p
pThe app in question, DuckPhone, was developed by Nick Bonatsakis of Atlantia Software and had one simple purpose: To make your phone quack like a duck. For whatever reason, Apple didn’t think that was useful enough to an average user and wrote Nick this love letter:/p
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p”Dear Atlantia Software LLC,/p
pWe’ve reviewed your application DuckPhone and we have determined that this application contains minimal user functionality and will not be appropriate for the App Store./p
pIf you would like to share it with friends and family, we recommend you review the Ad Hoc method on the Distribution tab of the iPhone Developer Portal for details on distributing this application among a small group of people of your choosing or if you believe that you can add additional user functionality to DuckPhone we encourage you to do so and resubmit it for review./p
pSincerely,/p
pa class=”autolink” title=”Click here to read more posts tagged #iphoneapp” href=”http://gizmodo.com/tag/iphoneapp/”iPhone App/a Review Team”/p
/blockquote
pMy guess is that whoever was stuck reviewing DuckPhone really hates Jersey Shore, but the bigger issue remains: Apple’s now got yet another completely arbitrary reason to reject an app. [a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2010/03/01/new-arbitrary-app-store-rejection-reason-minimum-user-functionality/"Crunch Gear/a]/pbr clear=”both” style=”clear: both;”/
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