Seriously, it’s NSFW. There are boobs and butts. You’ve been warned.

io9 found the trailer to The Wicker Tree. Before you dismiss it out of hand, remember that this is the sequel to the original Wicker Man movie, and it’s being directed by Robin Hardy, the same guy who did the first one. It has nothing to do with Nic Cage, bear suits, or anyone’s goddamned honey. Now, you start to watch the trailer, which is about two Christian country singers from Texas heading to Scotland to spread the word of Jesus, and it kind of looks like any “stupid-Americans-go-abroad-and-get-killed” flick, and the Americans seem really annoying, and what the hell are they doing preaching in Scotland anyways, it’s not like the Scottish haven’t had ample opportunity to make their call on Christianity by 2011. But keep watching…

…because then it gets weird. Nudity. Sex. Nudity and scary horse masks simultaneously. Someone appears to butter someone’s buttocks. A very strange spurt of blood. And a scene which io9 very aptly describes as a “crotch exorcism.” And if none of that does it for you, you should know that Christopher Lee was actually going to star in the film until he hurt his back, but is still reportedly making some kind of cameo as Lord Summerisle, his character from the first film. As in all things, if it’s good enough for Christopher Lee, it should be good enough for us.

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