There are hundreds of slasher movies out there, featuring hundreds of homicidal maniacs, each with their own shtick. Some are great and terrifying. Some are dumb and silly. Most are somewhere in between. But these guys… these guys just suck at being terrifying murderers, either because they’re not scary, or because they’re not effective, or — often — both. We’re proud to present our list of the 10 Lamest Horror Movie Slashers, with one important caveat — we’ve (largely) ignored the glut of direct-to-DVD slasher flicks that have popped up in recent years. After all, it wouldn’t be fair of us to make fun of The Seamstress before we’ve seen the movie, and we haven’t been drinking enough to watch that yet.