​If I could, I would buy every person reading this FFF a big bowl of steaming hot chili. No noodles; just meat and beans and sauce, maybe some onions. Oh, with plenty of hot sauce, so you feel it in your gut. Why? Because I’m still in a bad mood, and that makes me hurt the ones I love, you guys. But you knew that, because it’s a Harry Potter-themed FFF, and no good can ever come of that. Right? Right.

Their first time? Harry still shuddered at the memory – and not just
because it was the most dangerous thing they had ever done, but because
it still got him an instant hard-on after all those years. They could
have been discovered and Harry didn’t even want to think about what the
world would have had to say about what they had been getting on. In the
halls of Hogwarts, scant twenty minutes before classes ended? And so
close to Slytherin territory and the Potions lab? They had exceptional
luck that day.

Discover the secrets of that fateful day and why Harry’s definition of “luck” is totally fucked on the next page.

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