​Summer camp should be a place where adolescents go to enjoy nature, make crafts and clumsily discover their burgeoning sexuality with equally awkward and confused kids. Your biggest problems as a kid a camp should be figuring out the perfect prank, how to unhook a bra and beating the rival camp at softball — you shouldn’t have to worry getting slaughtered by an escaped madman, which seems to happen in the majority of camp-set movies. Basically, it should be more Meatballs and less Friday the 13th.

So we’ve put together this handy guide for parents and campers alike of the top 10 camps to avoid when choosing where to get rid of your kids for a few weeks treat your children to a wealth of life experiences next summer, so that those life experiences don’t end with their brutal, grisly death. And we didn’t mention Camp Crystal Lake, because seriously, everyone should know to avoid it by now.

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