Apr
06
2011

I Think People Got Paid to Make This

Forgive me a little friendly pimping, but TR's sister site OC Weekly has pics of the recent Star Wars event held in Legoland last weekend, and HOLY SHIT IS THAT A THREE-FOOT-TALL TURBO TANK MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF LEGOS? ...
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Apr
04
2011

A Real American Subscription Plan

​This is neat. Hasbro is starting a G.I. Joe subscription service through the Collector's Club, where they'll offer subscribers two figures a month for six months. There's no news on when it'll start (besides this year) or how much it'll ...
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Apr
04
2011

8 Things You Didn’t Know About GoBots (and Probably Didn’t Care)

​GoBots are the Rodney Dangerfields of '80s toys: they get no respect... and they're completely dead and never coming back. They've never been able to escape the reputation of being low-rent Transformers knockoffs, despite hitting U.S. toy shelves first and ...
Mar
30
2011

Japan Gets New Terrifying World of Disney Toys

Um, guys? I think Japan might have their own ideas about how to get revenge on America for the Akira remake. Case in point:​These terrifying Mickey Mouse figures from Medicom are called Cubics, but I'll be calling them "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA." Tomopop ...
Mar
29
2011

10 Incredibly Rad (and Nerdy) Happy Meal Toys

​Before Happy Meal toys were universally labeled as nothing more than plastic traps used to trick kids into the habit of eating the kitchen concoctions of one Ronald McDonald, they were as common a piece of Americana as the food ...
Mar
28
2011

WilyKit and WilyKat Are Ready to Pull a Wicked Ollie Right Into Your Heart

​ToyNewsI has these pics of Bandai's 4-inch WilyKit and WilyKat figures, and you may notice that they happen to be riding skateboards. Honestly, I have no idea if their characters in the ThunderCats cartoon will ride skateboards around, or if ...
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Mar
27
2011

Spoiler: Better Look at Parallax, The Green Lantern Movie (Toy)

With little more then 3 months until the Martin Campbell directed Green Lantern film hits theaters, there’s still a looming question in the air on what Parallax -yellow fear based entity-  will look like. Other then a production shot, no ...
Mar
25
2011

Stuff You Want, Things You Need & Everything You Can’t Have! – By Guest Writer Eric Kwun of igeektrooper.com

Welcome bastards to a new installment of “Stuff You Want, Things You Need, & Everything You Can’t Have” by yours truly, Eric aka geektrooper. I’m back to inform you about some of the awesome goods out on the market for ...
Mar
23
2011

The 9 Oddest Things G1 Transformers Transformed Into

​Generation 1 Transformers are near and dear to many of our hearts, because they were the Transformers we grew up with in the '80s. We fully believed that these robots could come to Earth, scan for what technology was out ...
Mar
17
2011

Gentlemen, Start (Building) Your Turtle Shells

​Holy shit -- K'nex is making an official Mario Kart faux-Lego line? Nice! First up are the Mario brothers and Yoshi in cars and bikes, along with a few of the items from the games such as turtle shells and ...
Mar
16
2011

Neca, Your Favorite Toy Company, Throws Their Hat into the Film Distribution Game

Most of us own some, if not a whole lot, of Neca’s action figures and collectibles. I own many of them. I have an army of action figures scattered throughout my room. Ya know.. to ward off evil spirits. Anyway, ...
Mar
15
2011

The 5 Coolest and 5 Most Awkward James Bond Toys

​Forget Batman -- if you want a man with wonderful toys, you have to call on James Bond. He may be a British spy with a license to kill, but it's his laser watches, poison pens, tricked out cars, and ...
Mar
14
2011

Revenge of the Awesome Lego Mini-Figures You’ll Never Own

​You know the deal. Lego makes awesome Lego mini-figures; no one ever sees them on toy store shelves. Here's series 4 from left to right, by row:• Gnome, Geisha (actually called Kimono Girl), Musketeer, Punk Rocker• Surfer Girl, Viking, The ...
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Mar
10
2011

New Transformers Dark of the Moon of the Videogame of the Trailer

Let me start out by saying something nice about this game -- it's being developed by the guys who did the not-perfect-but-reasonably-fun-for-Transformers-fans War for Cybertron. Also, the environments looks great, and much more varied than they did in Cybertron, so ...
Mar
09
2011

If You Need Some Cobras Commanded, This Is the Guy You Call

​I don't know why Sideshow has taken so long to make Cobra Commander in their G.I. Joe Premium Format Figure line, but it looks like he was worth the wait. This dude is awesome. Now, he's $300 and limited to ...
Mar
08
2011

Playmates Toys to Try That Thing That Worked Again

​Back in the early '00s, Playmates Toys released The Simpsons figures that had special chips and doohickeys in them that allowed the figures to utter famous quotes from the show when they were on various playsets. The toys, the gimmick ...
Mar
07
2011

Six Minutes of Hot, Mega Man-on-Starscream Action

Sorry, this isn't Fan Fiction Monday -- it's a spectacular toy animation video from Taiwan. I say it's hot, because it involves Mega Man fucking Starscream's shit up. My apologies if I got anyone's hopes up for erotic robotics. Thanks ...
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Mar
02
2011

Your Only Chance to Meet the One True Baroness

​The Baroness is coming to this year's G.I. Joe Con on March 31st - April 3rd. I don't mean one of those models Hasbro decks out in skintight leather and has strut around cons every so often (although those are ...
Mar
01
2011

The Roast of Cobra Commander

Honestly, this is more proactive than G.I. Joe ever was in the old cartoon. Huh... I wonder what the Joe team called this particular operation? "Roasted Nuts"? Maybe "Bills Gone Wild"? I welcome your suggestions in the comments. Read the original: ...
Mar
01
2011

10 Ridiculous Life-Sized Role-Play Toys

​Generally, role-play toys are an irresistible part of many toylines, both for nerds and for kids. When done the right way, these weapons and accessories enhance one's ability to feel like the protagonist (or villain) of the movie/cartoon/whatever, and ...
Feb
24
2011

Will Transformers 3 Feature Robots with Mullets?

ANSWER:​Yes. Yes it will.This is one of the Wreckers I posted in vehicle mode the other day. As an alien robot who's alternate form is a NASCAR car, he of course has a mullet. I look forward to him speaking ...
Feb
24
2011

Hasbro CEO Brian Goldman Sings Praises of GI Joe Sequel and now Transformers ‘Dark of the Moon’ Surely Hell has Frozen Over!

First, Hasbro CEO Brian Goldner talks up the GI Joe Sequel and now Transformers: Dark of the Moon, and all in the same week?!  That’s just too much.  This isn’t the 70’s where marketing a product like George Lucas’ Star Wars ...
Feb
23
2011

Hasbro Is Making a Rocket Raccoon Figure

​I don't know how I missed this news from NY Toy Fair, but The Fwoosh says that Hasbro is making a Rocket Raccoon figure, in-scale to the Marvel Universe line. They'll also be making a Groot figure too, although other ...
Feb
22
2011

Didn’t Somebody Want to See the Wreckers from TF3?

​Well, here they are. If you're only familiar with the cartoons and movies, the Wreckers were an elite team of Autobots that got killed by Megatron/Galvatron all the fucking time. Hardcore TF fans are excited about their including in Transformers ...
Feb
22
2011

Because the Transformers 3 Viewing Experience Needed to Be More Shameful

​See this thing? It's a pair of 3-D glasses. Seriously. It's an Optimus Prime-shaped set of 3-D glasses that Hasbro is releasing this summer for $10 that kids can buy so they can look like Optimus Prime while they watch ...
Feb
21
2011

New Transformers 3 TV Spot Features No Dark, Even Less Moon

Ugh. First of all, just hearing John Turturro's voice while the Bayformers are on the screen makes me angry and kind of nauseous. Second of all, why are all the cars loaded with secret guns and cannons and shit? Looks ...
Feb
21
2011

Well, We No Longer Need a Black Widow Movie

Because this short video from French-Canadian director / animator Patrick Boivin, featuring Hot Toys' 12-inch Scarlet Johansson figure from Iron Man 2, has taken care of it. Seriously, there's no way any Black Widow movie could contain half the awesomeness ...
Feb
18
2011

Oh, Shocker Toys, You Poor Fools

​Somewhere lost in the madness of the 2011 New York Toy Fair was this announcement by Shocker Toys (from the press release):Anime Spotlight:
Feb
16
2011

Oh Joy: Masters of the Universe Classics Line Displayed at ToyFair 2011

Yesterday I wrote about my personal account at the NY Toyfair. In my account I mentioned how I could not get into the Mattel showroom. To view their products was by appointment only. I flirted, bribed them with candies and ...
Feb
15
2011

Shout Factory Is Significantly More Than Meets the Eye

A dude at the awesome DVD company Shout Factory just confirmed that he's working on a release of Transformers: Beast Wars. If you're a fan, you know this is good for several reasons: 1) that Shout Factory is to awesome ...
Feb
15
2011

Nerdbastards Attends ToyFair 2011

[Editors Note: If you wish to skip my personal account of my day at the NY Toy Fair and get straight to the preview of toys and collectibles then just  jump straight to the bottom of the page for the ...
Feb
14
2011

NY Toy Fair 2011: Everybody Else

• Bandai didn't show off any new ThunderCats product at NYTF, but ToyNewsI did a great video of how the features of the ThunderTank and Hall of Omens set will work. Pretty groovy.• Bandai is also making an updated, modern ...
Feb
14
2011

NY Toy Fair 2011 Report: Hasbro

So I was planning on doing a bunch of trifectas today, but honestly, even by my lax just-cover-the-cool-stuff rule, there's more than three announcements each for Hasbro and Mattel and the other guys that I think you all are going ...
Feb
10
2011

The Well-Sculpted But Barely Articulated Dead

​Someone's got the Walking Dead action figure license. Based on my article title, care to guess who? From ToyNewsI: McFarlane Toys will be doing a new line of action figures based on "The Walking Dead." ... The first series of ...
Feb
10
2011

‘Green Lantern’ Merch Will Make You Green With Envy

With the Green Lantern flick expecting to be one of this summers biggest blockbusters it means two things. 1. Thousands of dedicated fans of the character hooting and hollering at how badly Warner Bros. and Ryan Reynolds did it wrong ...
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