Apr
13
2010

Witchblade: The Odor

​Okay. I get the ironic, kitchy appeal of the Star Trek and Cthulhu colognes. I understand a parfumerie doing a cross-promotion with a major motion picture like Iron Man to sell some more products. But why, oh why, is there ...
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Apr
13
2010

15 Nerdy Characters Who Could Easily Destroy You and Who Also Just Happen to be Gay

​ So many people today get caught up in the wrong things. We spend so much time worrying about things that are none of our business -- is this person gay, is this person straight -- that we forget the ...
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Apr
12
2010

She’s No Good to Me Dead… or Clothed

It took a while, but that latest Star Wars Burlesque show -- yes, the one with the incredibly creepy sexy Chewbacca and sexy C-3PO -- has a video, courtesy of G4. The TV channel went behind the scenes to talk ...
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Apr
12
2010

Konami Has Free Luchas for Everybody

I had thought that Konami, along with its new Rush n' Attack game, had released a new trailer from the Kojima Productions-made Castlevania: Lord of Shadows game, and that I was going to have to run it. But they didn't, ...
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Apr
12
2010

7 Unique Dating Activities for Nerdy Couples

​Ian Curtis wasn't bullshitting when he said that love will tear us apart. Dating is a brutal process that is often punctuated by differing expectations and awkwardness aplenty, yet it still beats sitting alone on a Saturday night alphabetizing your ...
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Apr
09
2010

Fan Fiction Friday: "Rebecca and Brianna’s [Redacted] Adventure"

​Sorry, folks -- there's no famous people or characters canoodling in this week's installment of Fan Fiction Friday. Instead, it's just two girls who happen to meet each other in the park, getting ready to have an adventure, although I ...
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Apr
09
2010

A Better Look at the Harry Potter Theme Park

Hmm. I thought there'd be more gibbering cock monsters, frankly. (Via /Film) Excerpt from: A Better Look at the Harry Potter Theme Park
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Apr
09
2010

The 10 Creepiest Ventriloquist Tales of All Time

​In nearly every movie concerning ventriloquists, they are portrayed as schizophrenic, nefarious creeps with serious social problems. Where does this stereotype come from? The art itself goes back to necromancers, who would pretend to act as speakers for the dead ...
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Apr
08
2010

The 10 Most Obnoxiously Preachy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Aventures Comic Stories

​As a group of superheroes, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are widely known for their comic books, movies, cartoons, video games, and toys. However, there are actually multiple comic continuities, one of which was squarely aimed at younger audiences ...
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Apr
07
2010

10 Great Movies Which Could Be Equally Great Videogames

​It used to be that movies that got games based around them mostly fell into two categories - action and adventure. A brief journey down the up-and-down history of movie-based games, including the now infamous E.T. on the Atari ...
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Apr
06
2010

Jedi: A$$holes of the Galaxy

I already mentioned that the Clone Wars was bringing back young Boba Fett in order to utterly eradicate the mystery that even the Clone Wars director Dave Filoni knows is the reason the character is cool. But I'm actually showing ...
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Apr
06
2010

A Tale of Two Nukems

Neither of which are coming out, of course. But go back to this Duke Nukem Forever video leaked in May of last year, featuring an immense amount of character and enemy animations, some neat environments, and generally, some shit you ...
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Apr
06
2010

Worst RPG Moments: And the Winners Are…

​Man oh man. I don't know that I can say this was the best contest ever, but I definitely enjoyed the hell out of it. I think you guys figured out pretty quick that I really just wanted entertaining RPG ...
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Apr
06
2010

The 5 Best (and 5 Worst) Marvel Characters at What They Do

​"I'm the best at what I do and what I do ain't very nice" says Wolverine at almost every opportunity. While unclear on what he actually does, this mission statement is abundantly clear that Wolverine is the best at it, ...
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Apr
05
2010

Attack of the Attack of the Clones

Oh, happy day! Everyone's favorite movie reviewer/serial killer Mr. Plinkett is back, this time reviewing Attack of the Clones in a massive but scathingly brilliant 9-part, 90 minute review. The first part starts here, but if you don't have time ...
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Apr
05
2010

Japanese Sex Pillows Stalk the Streets of Tokyo

Well, this was pretty much inevitable. Please, no one tell James Franco. (Via AnimeVice) Original post: Japanese Sex Pillows Stalk the Streets of Tokyo
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Apr
05
2010

The 10 Strangest G1 Transformers Episodes

​The original Transformers cartoon played a huge part in ensuring the success of a brand that's still going strong today. It was made to sell toys first and foremost, and accomplished this by presenting kids with robot characters they cared ...
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Apr
02
2010

TR Contest: Worst Role-Playing in an RPG

​Shaun's "Ways D&D Characters Die" list got me reminiscing on my own RPG days, and how stupid they were. I wasn't the most awful player, but when I was bad, I was pretty damn bad. Once, I got tired of ...
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Apr
02
2010

Fan Fiction Friday: "Alvan an the Chipmunks 3: The Second Squeakuel"

​Today's story is from Hunterjeanmidna, an author I'm not convinced isn't just a fake profile for writing nonsense. Still, as always, there's a line between slyly writing crack fics and just ending up writing ridiculous porn, and I'll leave it ...
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Apr
02
2010

A Hard Brightest Day’s Blackest Night

​As alluded to in Jill's awesomely silly Daily List, DC's Blackest Night finally ended this week, and Brightest Day is about to start. Of course, Blackest Night ended with a few... let's just call them additions, which might be of ...
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Apr
02
2010

9 Clue Characters Who Could Be DC Lanterns

​Clue is one of the best movies of all time. I have pretty much the entire thing memorized. If you haven't seen it or don't like it, well, shame on you. I have no idea why the original board game ...
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Apr
01
2010

French Iron Man 2 Featurette with Bonus Thor Stupidity

Okay. Let's consider this post entirely about a new Iron Man 2 featurette, with some cool behind-the-scenes stuff, a nice shot of Scarlet Johahnsson and her breasts, and a bit of new footage from the movie. That's fine. All good. ...
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Apr
01
2010

The 8 Most Common Ways D&D Characters Die

​With the recent debate on healthcare in this country, it's important to note all of the people without healthcare in this country -- most notably Dungeons & Dragons characters. Oh sure, they have healing potions and spells, but any table-top ...
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Mar
31
2010

Now the "M" in "Other M" Stands for "Maybe It’ll Be Awesome After All"

I think we can get back to rejoicing. Because there's a new trailer of the Team Ninja-developed Metroid: Other M game, and instead of some girl staring wistfully out a window for five straight minutes, it actually has Samus, in ...
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Mar
31
2010

The 10 Most Impossible Feats of He-Man

​We live in a new golden age of kid's cartoons. Kid's shows today are, by and large, slick, hip, and most importantly, smart -- they're meant to make the parents laugh as much as their kids. Call it the Pixar ...
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Mar
30
2010

Best/Worst Nerdy Birthday Stories: And the Winners Are…

​Although there were only 250 or so entries in this weekend's contest, it was even harder to judge than usual. Partially because most people wrote full-on biographies of their birthday experiences, and partially because... well, I'll get to the other ...
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Mar
30
2010

The 11 Lamest Videogame Spin-Offs

​It's not much of a secret that videogame publishers love money, so when a game becomes a hit, a sequel is almost 100% guaranteed. When the sequels succeed, then the threat of the videogame spin-off emerges. Guitar Hero leads to ...
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Mar
29
2010

So… Gaiking, Anybody?

Remember the other day when I told you that Toei was making CG movies of Captain Harlock and Gaiking, and that I was totally excited about Harlock and not Gaiking?I've changed my mind. Thanks to GalvaTRION for the tip. See the ...
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Mar
29
2010

The 8 Mightiest Power Rangers Series

​When the Power Rangers first kicked, punched and explosion-flipped their way into American pop culture in 1993, they proved two very important things: first, Japanese television shows are completely fucking nuts; and secondly, if a show contains martial arts, monsters ...
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Mar
26
2010

Fan Fiction Friday: Zack Morris in "The One Gigantic Fix"

​There have been many Fan Fiction Fridays where we, as readers, have not understood the sexual appeal of the story's content, e.g., we don't want to have sex with baby animals, so the story fails to arouse. There have been ...
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Mar
26
2010

13 Great Nerd Movie Scores by People Other than John Williams

​The use of film scores can be polarizing for movies nerds. Some argue that scores are simply manipulative tools that toy with a viewer's emotion; filling in for a lack of real dramatic content. But what would Star Wars be ...
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Mar
25
2010

The Top 20 Nods, Cameos and Easter Eggs in Alan Moore’s Top 10 Comics

​Let's face it, pretty much everyone loves something Alan Moore's written. Even if Watchmen isn't your cup of Earl Grey, you've probably dug The Killing Joke or Saga of the Swamp Thing, V For Vendetta or For the Man Who ...
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Mar
24
2010

The 11 Coolest Glow-in-the-Dark Toys Ever

​The first marriage of zinc sulfide into plastic isn't recorded in history, but it's still a happy day for kids everywhere. It's the day that someone figured out that you could make plastic glow-in-the-dark, a scientific breakthrough that has benefited ...
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Mar
23
2010

13 Reasons I Hate Final Fantasy XIII

​You guys know my love of Final Fantasy. You know how excited I was when Final Fantasy XIII came out on March 9th. I've probably mentioned my ridiculous college thesis on TR a dozen or so times. As nerdy as ...
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Mar
22
2010

Most Awful Anime Character: And the Winners Are…

​Well, my plan to limit the number of entries by having an anime-themed contest failed spectacularly. Guess I should have known that hate beats genre every time. I also forgot to ask you guys to limit your diatribes, so I ...
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