May
31
2011
31
2011
Nerdy Bits, The Stuff You Didn’t See: 8-bit ‘Doctor Who’ Opening, D&D Cake, ‘Star Wars’ Retold w/Action Figures, Indiana Jones Meets Han…
Every week the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of ...
May
18
2011
18
2011
Geekologie Reader’s Minimalistic Pokémons
Geekologie Reader and graphic designer extraordinaire Natalie Al-Tahhan went and created 10 minimalistic Pokémon designs as part of a series she calls 'Essence of Pokémon'. Admittedly, I've never actually smelled a Pokémon before, but I have made the mistake ...
May
10
2011
10
2011
Video Games + Gummi Bears = Win?
I honestly do not know what to think about the video embedded below.It is either the work of a modern art genius, or the insane and obsessive actions of a sugar addict. I honestly cannot decide.Basically, someone took ten POUNDS ...
May
04
2011
04
2011
Singin’ About Balls: Pokemon The Musical
Note: Video after the jump possibly NSFW on account of some naughty words for private parts.
This is Pokemon the musical. If you really love Pokemon and can't catch(!!!!!!11) enough of the franchise, you might like it. But if ...
May
04
2011
04
2011
Pokemon: The Musical (AKA The Pokemusical)
We’re gonna be the very best,like no one ever was, DUH DUH DUH DUHTo write them is our greatest test,to post them is our cause!NERBASTARDS! GOTTA WRIGHT ‘EM ALL!!!!”Okay, now that its out of my system, there’s a new Pokemon ...
Apr
04
2011
04
2011
If Pokemon Were More Realistic
We’ve seen countless videos parodying the obvious but unseen truth of Pokemon abuse (hunting of innocent and rare creatures. Imprisoning them in tiny balls and making them fight each other on a daily basis), but this latest one from Cracked.com ...
Mar
31
2011
31
2011
Turtles and Ducks and Pikachus, Oh My
Anyone care for a strangely earnest and excited medley of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, DuckTales and Pokémon theme songs?No?Well, whatever. It's not like you guys pay me or anything. Thanks to Jade for the tip.
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Turtles and Ducks ...
Mar
30
2011
30
2011
Piece Of Pikachu In Every Bite: Pokéball Pizza
Pikachu pepperonis, just sayin'! "Uh, that would make a piece of Pikachu in HALF the bites." GOD YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!
This is a pizza crafted to look like a pokéball. A couple things: 1. holy shit could that ...
Mar
23
2011
23
2011
Ash Ketchum Finally Catches a Conscience
Looks like the crew from the amazing Pokémon Apocalypse short have learned a very important lesson about Pokémon fighting -- namely, that it's incredibly evil and depraved. Look, there have been a lot of fan vids doing the whole "Pokémon ...
Mar
23
2011
23
2011
Poke-Rights, Not Poke-Fights PSA
For years I’ve been saying that Pokémon was and is an evil subliminal message promoting animal cruelty via forced fighting. It’s right up there with cock-fighting and dog-fighting. Actually it’s worse. It’s being sold to children. CHILDREN! Telling them to ...
Mar
10
2011
10
2011
I Believe This Gentleman Enjoys Catching Pokémon
Although wait a second... if he can't stop catching them all, how did he find time to record the song? I call bullshit. (Via NerdBastards)
Originally posted here:
I Believe This Gentleman Enjoys Catching Pokémon
Mar
09
2011
09
2011
New Pokemon Theme Song By Presidents of USA
With the new Pokemon: Black and White coming out only a few days ago (March 6th) there was only a matter of time before this happened. Ever since 93′ people have been taking the theme to the fighting monster game ...
Mar
09
2011
09
2011
Familiar, but not too familiar: Ars reviews Pokémon Black and White
What is there to say about a new Pokémon game? The series moves at such a measured pace, with only incremental changes and improvements ...
Mar
08
2011
08
2011
Amazing Team Rocket Pokemon Cosplay
Because so many of you seem to pop raging Pokeboners anytime I post something pocket-monster related, here's a gallery of Team Rocket cosplay by skilled costumer/cosplayer/photographer Ryoko Demon. There's a bunch more after the jump, plus a bonus track ...
Mar
04
2011
04
2011
Gotta Catch ‘Em All (Hopefully On Your Bedroom Floor!): A Pokemon-Card Dress
Note: Full-res version HERE in case you ubernerds want to complain about the value of the cards she cut up instead of just yelling 'I'D DO HER!' in the comments and calling it a day like a normal pervert.
This is ...
Mar
02
2011
02
2011
The 12 Ugliest/Stupidest/Crappiest New Pokémon
This is an exciting year for Pokèmon fans. Heck, it's an exciting week for Pokémon fans, too -- this Sunday is the day that Pokémon Black and Pokémon White will be released. These two new games mark the beginning ...
Feb
18
2011
18
2011
Gotta Chug ‘Em All!: Pokémon Beer Pong Table (With Bonus Box Of Taco Shells!!!!11)
Did somebody say beer pong and taco night?
This is a travel beer pong table decorated with a bunch of epoxied Pokémon cards by Tom Sejkora's. DAMMIT TOM, GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT -- DID YOU HAVE ME OVER TO ...
Feb
10
2011
10
2011
Low-Budget Live-Action Pokemon Intro
This is a live-action remake of the Pokemon intro (NOT Ninja Turtles) frame-by-frame created by a couple kids with a budget I'd describe as "nonexistent" and video-making skills as "negative". Still, I know what you're thinking, "Who cares? I ...
Feb
09
2011
09
2011
I’m Going to Post This Video, and Back Away Slowly
I don't trust myself to write a fucking word about this video other than 1) it's a couple of years old and 2) it seems to have mostly flown under the radar until today. I certainly don't trust you horrible ...
Feb
09
2011
09
2011
DO NOT WANT TO CATCH ANY: Guy Gets Series Of 3-D Pokéball Tattoos On Arms
This guy got six Pokéball tattoos down his arm and the area beneath each stuffed with a subdermal implant to make them all appear 3-D. Not really sure what else to say, except rubbing elbows with him would almost ...
Feb
08
2011
08
2011
Fan Implants and Tattoos Pokeballs on His Arm
First off , this is the single grossest thing that has been seen; this week anyway. When most people are obsessed with a franchise they just collect the merchandise and pimp the product out like there’s no tomorrow. Some crazy ...
Feb
08
2011
08
2011
Pikachu, I Choose Physical Disfigurement!
Alex Finch got tattoos of six Pokéballs on his forearm. This would be pretty nerdy, but Finch took it to the next level when he also had six subdermal implants inserted into his arm, so that the Pokéball tattoos would ...
Feb
03
2011
03
2011
Nintendo Gives You A Chance To Get Ash’s Pikachu!
That’s right folks, Nintendo and Toys ‘R’ Us is giving you Pokemon masters a chance to have Ash’s Pikachu as part of your team and your collection!
From now through February 13th, bring in your copy of Pokemon Pearl, Diamond, Platinum, ...
Jan
27
2011
27
2011
Pokemon in 2 Minutes (Hilarious NSFW Video)
Do you remember Pokemon (the GameBoy game, the card game, the animated tv show, other video games, and all the other stuff)?
Back in the day, when it first came out, I played and enjoyed the game. Hell, I even watched ...
Jan
24
2011
24
2011
All 151 Original Pokemons Drawn As Girls
Note: The title says all 151, but for some reason the last line or two are cut off. Also, this pic only shows like ten or eleven (screw you, counting!), so click HERE to see them all in their ...
Jan
17
2011
17
2011
Pikachu, I Choose YooOOOOOUUAAAAUUGGGGHHHHH
Well, that's a thing to see first thing in the morning. Why is why, of course, I posted it first thing in the morning. (Via Girl Gone Geek)
Go here to see the original:
Pikachu, I Choose YooOOOOOUUAAAAUUGGGGHHHHH
Jan
16
2011
16
2011
Yes! & Please! To Anime Burlesque But No To Those Eyes!
It seems that nerd-themed burlesque shows will still be a popular thing in 2011. LA’s Bordello Bar recently staged an all anime-themed show. That’s right, they had chicks dressed up as lovely anime characters (I say characters since one of ...
Jan
13
2011
13
2011
Pokemon with Animals
As a former Pokemon obsessed kid (yes, I admit it), I remember all the long hours I spent playing that game in a vain attempt to “Catch ‘em all.”
Every now and then, I’ll catch some mention of it and laugh, ...
Jan
06
2011
06
2011
Geek Apparel of the Week: Quidditch and Poked to Death
• Red Bubble has these great Quidditch shirts for sake. There's a design for each house -- I picked Ravenclaw because I think the raven is the nicest design, but Slytherin has a snake head, Hufflepuff has a badger head, ...
Dec
10
2010
10
2010
Gotta Catch ‘Em All! (On Fire): Pokemon Cake
You see what they did there? I do. They made the candles look like Charmander's breathing fire. Eagle eyes: I have them. Also, a Tasmanian devil dong. WAABWUBLABLAB!! Whoa, easy there partner. You could ...
Nov
30
2010
30
2010
Gotta Grope ‘Em All (Pokébra!)
Alas, this isn't something for purchase -- it appears simply to be a white bra altered by a nerdy girl or boy with a pair of magic markers. It's probably for the best, actually. I mean, if girls could wear ...
Nov
29
2010
29
2010
Gotta Carress ‘Em All!: The Poké-Bra
So you're making out all hot and heavy with a lady you easily brought home from the bar when she takes off her shirt to reveal a Poké-Bra. What do you do? Dive in there like Ash and ...
Nov
16
2010
16
2010
The 10 Worst Parents in Anime
When it comes to steady, well-adjusted characters, anime and manga are somewhat lacking. To put it bluntly: they're full of heroes, villains, and supporting players who are all completely messed up in the head. But does that make it their ...
Nov
04
2010
04
2010
Brother Loves His Pokemon
While some people show their love of something by wearing a shirt or buying something, some folks has other ways. This man here had to express his love by doing it the modern way, by putting up a video on ...
Nov
01
2010
01
2010
Sadness: Pokémon Creator Passes Away
Takeshi Shudo, head writer of the original Pokémon anime series, has passed away. He was 61 years young and friends with tons of little monsters, who will all miss him dearly.
Takeshi Shudo is also credited as the sole writer ...
The Protomen - Rock Music and Mega Man Combined.
An Irrelevant Take on the Zombie Goodness of the Walking Dead
Halloween Fear Fest - Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus
Amnesia: The Dark Descent will induce heart problems.
Redline - 7 Years in the making and damn, it looks good.