But that's impossible, right? I mean this is DC and Warner Bros. we're talking about here, so there's no way they could possibly have their shit together. Except... remember the first Green Lantern trailer which was all Ryan Reynolds cracking ...

This is the image said to be the ultra sneak peek at the Catwoman suit for Anne Hathaway in Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight Rises.The Story is that the image comes from AICN, who received an e-mail that said,“Thought I’d ...

V-similitude writes with news that Warner Bros. has been forced into a position of claiming 'fair use' in the defense of an upcoming movie. From the NYTimes: "In The Hangover Part II, the sequel to the very successful what-happened-last-night comedy, the ...

​Although the new Bane was revealed earlier today, let's take a look back to Bane's first movie appearance, back when he was a mindless minion of Poison Ivy, as played by Uma Thurman. Then let's forget about Bane, because this ...

​The Dark Knight Rises started filming yesterday, and today the movie has an official website up, with this pic of what looks for all the world to be Tom Hardy as Bane. Although it might not be. Or maybe it ...

chill writes "After years in development, a film adaptation of William Gibson's seminal cyberpunk novel Neuromancer is finally moving forward. According to a press release, the film has secured sales from distributors at Cannes and visual effects work has already ...

So New York City is considering closing the fire department that works out of the firehouse used as the headquarters in Ghostbusters. There are two sets of people upset about this: nerds and the people who live near the firehouse ...

This time, it's the charismatic Josh Duhamel giving a moving speech to his troops, exhorting them to battle. This seemingly flies in the face of the fact that 1) individual soldiers have never once damaged a Transformer in either of ...

Small-blocks, get it? Like the engines, yo! This is the trailer for the upcoming sequel to Cars (cleverly entitled Cars 2), made in LEGO blocks by Patrick Boivin for Disney and Pixar. The original Cars (which came out in ...

Hmm. I'm not sure why George Lucas would think it a good idea to add in a scene where Darth Vader plays an extended trombone solo as part of an elaborate salsa medley to a disinterested crowd at the local ...

​A Green Lantern Oa playset for pre-schoolers. It's from Fisher-Price's ImagiNext line, which you might know as the series that also has that incredibly awesome Batcave playset. Two things: 1) this isn't quite as awesome as the Batcave and 2) ...

​• Don't worry, Alderaanians. No matter what they say, weathermen are just guessing. It's $20 at Snorg Tees.​• There's not an enemy that Captain America can't defeat by throwing his shield at it, and that includes drugs. Unfortunately, the real ...

Or so this new commercial for the Disney ride would seem to imply. Or maybe each ride comes with a free questioning of your manhood by Admiral Ackbar for men, and a free leer by a Tusken Raider for women. ...

Because no one comes to Transformers movie to see giant robots, but instead those subtle, poignant scenes of human interaction that Michael Bay does so well; here, the Beef and new girlfriend Rosie Huntington-Whiteley meet with evil Patrick Dempsey for ...

It's another Star Wars instructional video from the wonderful, funderful OneMinuteGalactica. Now, you should definitely watch it, it's great, but honestly, I think we all know that Anakin and Padme are probably the worst couple in the Star Wars universe. ...

In news that should surprise no one, Fox has released yet another new clip of X-Men: First Class, and, because it has Professor X in it, it necessarily features Professor X being a total asshole. So let me get this ...

​The new and improved Star Tours ride opens in Disneyland this Friday. Topless Roboteer Quixotico alerted me to some developments regarding it, and since a great many of you guys care deeply about the ride -- readers and writers -- ...

​From Anime News Network:According to the entertainment news website JoBlo.com, actor has passed on playing the role of Kaneda in Warner Bros.' planned live-action adaptation of Katsuhiro Otomo's manga Akira. The Hollywood Reporter trade magazine's Heat Vision blog had ...

brumgrunt submitted the latest Den of Geek compilation story: this week it's the the science fiction ray guns. From Han Solo's blaster to the Forbidden Planet, there's a lot of nostalgia to get your pew pew out. ...

Hey, it's the first trailer for the CG Tintin movie. Now, a lot of you gave me grief last time for saying that Tintin was only a property that foreign people cared about, and I apologize. I still remain somewhat ...

​May 4th was all about two things for nerds: groaning at the sheer amount of terrible "May the Fourth Be With You!" puns and blog posts, and dissecting the latest news from Skywalker Ranch - the unveiling of the special ...

​​As god is my witness, I honestly don't which new pic makes me more excited for X-Men: First Class. I do know this -- these pics are the only thing that make me want to still see the movie after ...

Specifically, one lunatic. I am of course referring to director Alejandro Jodorowsky who was going to make a Dune movie in the mid-'70s, and who is so fucking insane that he makes David Lynch look like Nora Ephron. Jodorowsky's film ...

Every spring, the Short Film Corner at Cannes features hundreds of the world's best shorts. Now, for the third year running on YouTube, you'll be able to watch 10 of the best, courtesy of the National Film Board of Canada's ...

​He lied. This isn't a huge surprise, or at least it shouldn't be, since Michael Bay also swore Megatron wouldn't be in Revenge of the Fallen (and he was) and because Michael Bay is an enormous douchebag who enjoys lying ...

I have three more great nerd shirts, and none of them are from the shirt-a-day sites. Go figure.​• A strikingly cool schematic of an item that is reportedly better to have at your side than hokey religions and/or ancient weapons. ...

It's good to know that no matter how many clips from X-Men: First Class get released, as long as Professor X is in them, he will be a total bastard. Kind of comforting, really. "Yes, senator, mutants may already be ...

The Hunger Games production have completed casting the roles of the “Tributes,” the children from the 12 districts that must fight to the death in the annual Hunger Games. Take a close look because most likely this movie will be ...

Please note: I am not running this video of Kermit the Frog interview the stars of Pirates of the Caribbean 4 (and a variety of other celebrities) because it is a promo for Pirates of the Caribbean 4 (although if ...

​"Hitchhiker's by its very nature has always been twisty and turny, and going off into every direction. A film demands a certain shape and discipline that the material just isn't inclined to fit into." - Douglas Adams To badly paraphrase Douglas ...

​Even if you don't give a shit about Thor, if you're reading Topless Robot, there's a decent chance you're interested in the rest of Marvel movie-verse being built in these movies (which, I failed to mention in my review yesterday, ...

It might be the worst robot boxing movie of our generation, too. Actually, it could be best and worst, because I can't imagine there are going to be many more robot boxing movies in the near future. I can barely ...

First two robot posts in a row, now two LEGO ones. Looks like it's turning into a 2-for-Tuesday, folks! No -- just a beautiful day in the neighborhood? Then why do I hear screaming and gunshots? ...

Sony is busy filming the Spider-Man reboot, of course, and I think most of us are on the same page when I sawywe're tentatively looking forward to it, at least more than when it was originally announced. However, a new ...