May
01
2011
01
2011
What Thor Does On His Off-Time
With Marvel‘s Thor film storming onto theaters this Friday, it is only natural that the studio would want as many people to see it as possible.The solution? Why, using cross-promotion with other fine vendors across the world!One of the biggest ...
Apr
28
2011
28
2011
Hell Ya- Sundance Film Shows Sex-ed, Lovecraft Style
(article by Nerd Bastards contributor Laura Metcalf)
There are few truly funny moments involving H.P Lovecraft. One of them was the time I was role-playing with my friends, and my friend Patrice (forever getting us into trouble and ruining out poor ...
Apr
27
2011
27
2011
Science: The New Warp Tube; Super Mario With a Portal Gun
He’s a tiny Italian plumbing machine, he get’s more princess tail then his taller twin brother, he’s…carrying an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. Just what in Nintendo’s good name is Mario doing with a Portal gun in the land of ...
Apr
27
2011
27
2011
Ms Marvel’s Day Off
The video group Avengersweb has come out with a rip roaring expose on the typical day off in the life of a superhero. Watch and marvel as Ms. Marvel folds laundry, shops at the grocery store, and mows the lawn. Age old super ...
Apr
26
2011
26
2011
Sean Connery Sings About SH. . .
The people that brought us the magic of the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie musicals are back with a song from Sean Connery. Connery sets us all straight with a musical slap to the face about about life and pronunciation. Sean Connery ...
Apr
26
2011
26
2011
Ravenclaws (Friday Parody)
Well this one is here for you Harry potter fans. Rebecca Black strikes again and the parody of her song meme continues.
I fully expect this well-written parody from GinnyisaPrincess to get a few thousand views in the next couple days. ...
Apr
25
2011
25
2011
“Hell is other people…in space.” ‘Star Wars’ as told by Jean-Paul Sartre
Whether we care or not, there are more than a few major philosophical themes in Star Wars: finding your place in the universe, whether or not true evil can ever be redeemed and what it’s like to have major Daddy ...
Apr
21
2011
21
2011
Little Thor Hammers Little Vader’s Butt
Marvel Entertainment has taken the Thor movie marketing to a new level. Pirating, wait let’s call it “Viking-ing” the Volkswagen ”Little Vader” Superbowl commercial to bring us “Little Thor.” I think it’s fantastic. There should be a whole series of these for ...
Apr
20
2011
20
2011
A Mortal Kombat Love Song to the Fatality
What is the best part of a Mortal Kombat game?
The story? HA! No way.
The blood? It is always plentiful, but its in plenty of games.
The different characters? They are memorable, but they are not the best part.
That honor belong to ...
Apr
19
2011
19
2011
Sex, Greed, and a Little Silver Thimble: The Badass ‘Monopoly’ Trailer
When Richie Benjamin received a mysterious gift from his long-gone father, his world changes. A mustachioed gentleman in a top hat enters his life, and everything becomes a whirlwind of sex, money and dangerous dealings.
That’s the premise of this fake ...
Apr
19
2011
19
2011
College Humor – Another New Troopers Video
College Humor has released another in the Trooper series, “Space Improv.” I thought trooper Larry did a very convincing moon, he must be classically trained, “ACTING!!”
I have to say that the new Princess costume is kicking. There is just something ...
Apr
19
2011
19
2011
Death By Science and Cubes: Portal Kombat
It’s been nearly 24 hours since the release of Portal 2 and Mortal Kombat (9) and it’s safe to say they’ve got some pretty flawless reviews as their companions. Portal 2 is huge to the puzzle gamers and Mortal Kombat ...
Apr
18
2011
18
2011
Star Wars Parody of the Song “Friday” in a Galaxy Far, Far, Away. . .
It was just a matter of time before someone went and mashed together the awesomeness of Star Wars with Rebecca Black’s “Internet Dark Side” song Friday. Teddie Films stepped up to the plate with no fear and hit a stand up ...
Apr
17
2011
17
2011
Admiral Ackbar Wants Me To What?
He may know “it’s a trap” but that doesn’t mean he won’t ram into it with all he’s got, he’s an Admiral after all.
Admiral Ackbar may be a puppet to us normal folk, but in Star Wars he is the ...
Apr
16
2011
16
2011
Zoom Through 47 Years of ‘Doctor Who’ in Under Six Minutes
The new season of Doctor Who premieres on BBC America April 23rd at 9pm (et). This will be the second series following the adventures of the 11th Doctor. Yep, 11th. Meaning if you’re new to Who you’ve got a bit ...
Apr
15
2011
15
2011
The Worst Superpower Ever Song – Doubleclicks
Nerdbastards let you in on sister duo, The Doubleclicks a couple of months ago. They have kept up the song a week challenge they set for themselves and last week put out this little number that got me thinking. ...
Apr
14
2011
14
2011
Mortal Kombat Video Game Tryouts
As far as we know God of War‘s Kratos is the only character making a guest spot in the upcoming Mortal Kombat game, out next week. With the popularity of this rebooted videogame franchise you’d think they would have spent ...
Apr
14
2011
14
2011
Attack of the LEGO Zombies
We all know the plot: Scientists accidentally unleash a zombie plague, it takes over, human kind is decimated and a rag-tag group of survivors find comfort in each other and fight to live!
That rather simplistic plot is pretty much re-hashed ...
Apr
14
2011
14
2011
Lazy Guy with a Portal Gun
We all know the cake is a lie, so what was that guy eating? I’m just glad they stopped the show before the guy had to take a dump. Although the thought of being able to scratch your own back or ...
Apr
13
2011
13
2011
World of Warcraft Character Reaches The Highest Level Without Killing Anyone
Ok, I want you to take a breath, relax for a moment and read that headline again.
A player of the MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) World of Warcraft reached the highest level you can reach, level 85, without ...
Apr
13
2011
13
2011
Hey Girls, Are You Fans of ‘Star Wars’? This Video Might Change That
If you’re a veteran internet time-waster the website, Cracked.com is an old, dear friend. Their countless amusing lists, 6 Bizzarelly Moments from the Mario Universe, 8 Things to Try if You Get Trapped in a Time Loop and 8 Famous ...
Apr
13
2011
13
2011
Super Mario Brothers Theme Song – Bluegrass Style
These guys are a hoot, “Maxim in one hand, joystick in the other.” If you haven’t taken the Cleverlys plunge then you haven’t bathed in the glory of smooth Bluegrass bliss. Grab a Bud, get the woman in your life ...
Apr
13
2011
13
2011
Nerdy Pillow Talk – The Video
We’ve all done it, one can’t resist the temptation for long. It’s often the true test of your relationship; Dirty Nerd Pillow Talk. Once the Dirty Nerd Pillow Talk is out in the open, you can’t lock up that nerdy ...
Apr
12
2011
12
2011
Green Lantern Calls Out Superman To Battle
There is a new webseries from Funny or Die entitled “Clark Kent has a dream,” which deals with a few DC superheroes as you’ve never seen them before.
What if Clark Kent decided to stop being a superhero and become a ...
Apr
12
2011
12
2011
Adorable Little Girl Joins the Dark Side, Vader is Pleased
Little padawan, Sariah Gallego truly understands the power of the Dark Side. While training at the Jedi Academy in Disneyland Gallego was tempted and turned. When told to fight Darth Vader in order to complete her training, she refuses, says ...
Apr
08
2011
08
2011
Autobots Dance to ‘Thriller’, Rodimus Prime Shakes His Money Maker
This beauty of an internet video hails from the only land so perfectly crazy to imagine it, Japan. It’s the highest quality of internet video too, the animation is really damn good and it’s why this absurdity works. If our ...
Apr
07
2011
07
2011
What if The Nintendo Mii Channel Had Lyrics?
True story. There was this one time when I smoked a blunt while I had the Nintendo Mii Channel playin’ in the background. Ya know, that custom character creation area where you can act like GOD? Ya that’s it, that’s ...
Apr
07
2011
07
2011
Your Worst Fear: If Movie Trailers Ruined Movie Endings!
So ya know how there are those rare movie trailers that end up giving away the whole damn movie?! Well the people over at College Humor took that notion one step further and actually ruined the ending of some ...
Apr
07
2011
07
2011
Lightsaber Golf: The Game Of The Force
When you’re constantly defending the universe from the dark side of the force it’s nice to just lay back and enjoy a nice game of golf. This may be golf but these are most definitely not the Jedi your looking ...
Apr
07
2011
07
2011
The Musical Side of ‘Star Wars’, Like You’ve Never Heard (Or Seen) Before
Play a few bars of any part of Star War‘s iconic score and you’ll have everyone humming along. John Williams‘ score is so identifiable it’s lended itself to parody over and over again. But what if the music of Star ...
Apr
06
2011
06
2011
George Takei Offers to Beam in and Save Spider-Man Musical!
George Takei has graciously offered to step in and save the Spiderman musical train wreck, Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark. I for one think the producers shou8ld take him up on the offer. George certainly has the “Whole Package” ...
Apr
06
2011
06
2011
Serenading Unicorn Rocks Sarah Silverman’s World
It looks like Sarah Silverman got tired of “Fraking Matt Damon” and moved on to greener pastures. While in those pastures it seems Sarah met, fell in love with, and moved in with a unicorn, not just any unicorn, but a magically, ...
Apr
06
2011
06
2011
George Takei Offers to Beam in and Save Spiderman Musical!
George Takei has graciously offered to step in and save the Spiderman musical train wreck, Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark. I for one think the producers shou8ld take him up on the offer. George certainly has the “Whole Package” ...
Apr
04
2011
04
2011
If Pokemon Were More Realistic
We’ve seen countless videos parodying the obvious but unseen truth of Pokemon abuse (hunting of innocent and rare creatures. Imprisoning them in tiny balls and making them fight each other on a daily basis), but this latest one from Cracked.com ...
The Protomen - Rock Music and Mega Man Combined.
An Irrelevant Take on the Zombie Goodness of the Walking Dead
Halloween Fear Fest - Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus
Amnesia: The Dark Descent will induce heart problems.
Redline - 7 Years in the making and damn, it looks good.