Jun
02
2011
02
2011
The Real George Lucas Strikes Back!
I knew it! I knew the same man who created the best saga in the galaxy couldn’t have been responsible for the prequels and that shameful Indiana Jones flick! Now, the truth is revealed.In this fake-trailer (Wait, what? It really ...
Jun
02
2011
02
2011
Sweet, Sweet, Zombie Lovin’ – Rigamortis Web Series Will Touch Your Heart, Even as It’s Pulled Out of Your Body and Eaten.
It had to happen sooner or later, zombies and musicals are both magical in their own unique ways. Mashing them together was only a matter linking the love of a gory head-shot with the lyrics and toe tapping music of ...
May
31
2011
31
2011
What A Bunch Of Jedi Assholes
This isn’t the latest Star Wars parody porn to sweep the Empire like a plague of Jawa herpes but it’s damn close.Freddie Wong and Logan Olson are back with another “Jedi Are A-Holes” video. In’Jedi-Holes Strike Back’ (get it?) the duo ...
May
31
2011
31
2011
How Thor Should Have Ended
I really enjoyed Marvel‘s latest film, Thor, and thought that the acting was well done, the effects were amazing and it really helped made a god look human.And yet, the ending did seem a bit anti-climactic didn’t it?Yes everything is ...
May
29
2011
29
2011
Zelda Meets Back To The Future
Continuity is a bitch, especially in video games.But the award for most convoluted and confusing video game timeline goes to …. Link from The Legend of Zelda series of games!Not only does every game (seemingly) re-write the past/present/future of the ...
May
26
2011
26
2011
“Get Over Here” – The Mortal Kombat Sitcom
How the heck can someone make Mortal Kombat funny? So far, the only things online on Mortal Kombat are serious gaming or the in-depth webseries currently on Youtube. But when we want something to laugh at Dorklybits delivers. With their ...
May
26
2011
26
2011
Street Fighter II Maniac
Ok, so this guy really loves Street Fighter II. So much that he not only developed the ability to mimic all the sound effects, he also had to make a video to demonstrate this marginal talent to the world. This ...
May
25
2011
25
2011
How Halo: Reach Should Have Ended
Lets just get this out of the way … Halo: Reach was not the greatest Halo game ever.It had its moments, and was pretty fun, but it was missing that Halo “spark” (get it?).And the ending? Well, none of the ...
May
25
2011
25
2011
Poor, Poor Hawkman; Everyone’s Getting a Movie But Him
Frog Island posted a new video the other day about the behind the scenes celebration of the new Green Lantern movie. But not everyone’s happy about it…After watching it I find that I totally agree with the portrayal of Hawkman.Well ...
May
24
2011
24
2011
Epic Meal Time Eats The Ninja Turtles In Their Newest Episode
Haters gonna hate, but Epic Meal Time has invaded Nerdbastards! I mean we just had to write about this tasty dish that’s an ode to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Plus it’s really funny that Harley Morenstein, the ...
May
24
2011
24
2011
Alternate Ending – Back to the Future – Biff is Dead!
College Humor has come out with a new, sympathetic, and understanding view of Biff Tannen. You remember Biff, the bullying bastard that always ended up covered in Horse manure, or some kind of manure. I was never really sure what ...
May
24
2011
24
2011
Thanks George; Chewbacca Singing ‘Welcome to the Jungle’
What is scarier then Axel Rose? A a guy dressed like Chewbacca whose dressed like Axel Rose! As part of Disney’s 2011 Star Wars Weekends ‘Hyperspace Hoopla”, Chewbacca closed out the festivities by performing Guns and Roses’ ‘Welcome to the ...
May
23
2011
23
2011
Something to Make Your Monday Less Manic? Adam Savage Cage Dancing to the Doctor Who Theme Between Two Tesla Coils, Perhaps?
At this year’s Makers Faire attendees sure got a treat. It was a combination of the most nerderific proportions. Adam Savage, co-host of Mythbusters, went onstage during Arc Attack‘s set to dance in a cage between two Tesla coils while the theme ...
May
19
2011
19
2011
Smallville Fan Finale Fwapping!
Maurice Anthony Simmons recently posted his “reaction video” to the finale of Smallville. A long time fan, Maurice has some strong feelings about the shows finale. I’m hoping he only does this at home, because I’d hate to sit near ...
May
18
2011
18
2011
Salsa Darth Vader Gathers Troops at Old Folks Home with his Trombone Skills
What happens when you mix a trombone, salsa music, Darth Vader, and a Senior Citizen audience? The most hilarious, and dance inducing video I’ve ever been blessed to lay my eyes upon. This Vader has made skills! He can play ...
May
17
2011
17
2011
Congratulations To Han and Leia: The Worst Couple in the Universe
Do you think Princess Leia gives two shits that hubby Han helped save the universe from the iron fist of the empire? Did she have any sympathy after he was frozen in carbonite? Is she impressed by his swagger? Nope! ...
May
17
2011
17
2011
Music Video: What Would Buffy Do?
When you are stuck in a hard situation, who do you turn to for guidance?Personally, I turn to Hawkeye from The Avengers comic books, but people have a lot of other choices: Religious icons, comedians, actors, and even characters on ...
May
17
2011
17
2011
Princess Peach and Zelda Discuss Their Boyfriends
What do you do when you and your best friend are both seeing someone at the same time?That’s easy, you compare notes!I don’t care if you’re a nobody or a somebody, everyone does it, even celebrities and pop culture icons. ...
May
17
2011
17
2011
OVER 100,000 Celebrated with Classic Video Game Endings WITH LYRICS!
To celebrate reaching 100,000 subscribers on Youtube, Brentalfloss has released a new With Lyrics video titled “Classic Ending Credits With Lyrics”. This homage to the ending of 80’s and 90’s videogames really sum up how much they blow! The best ...
May
16
2011
16
2011
LOL: The Ambiguously Gay Duo Go Live-Action W/ Jon Hamm, Jimmy Fallon, Steve Carell, and Stephen Colbert
Skipping the obligatory “SNL is rarely ever funny anymore”, one of the most consistent chuckle worthy sketches is TV Funhouse’s “The Ambiguously Gay Duo”. The classic animated sketch of two crime fighting heroes whom are completely unaware of their constant ...
May
12
2011
12
2011
Real Life Batmen; Arrested and Pwned
Life is tough out there for a caped crusader. Patrolling is tiresome, when you get home you’re bloodied and bruised, sometimes beyond what your helpful man servant can mend, and do you ever receive thanks for saving the city night ...
May
12
2011
12
2011
Top 10 Star Wars Fan Films
Long before Robot Chicken Star Wars specials or Family Guy re-imaginings there have been Star Wars fan films. Dozens are available on TheForce.net and Atom Films with more being created everyday. But what makes a great fan film? Should it ...
May
11
2011
11
2011
The Amazing BrandO: New A** Kickin’ Zelda Theme!
With the stress of finals, and summer within reach I’m sure your patience is slowly wearing thin. Well, the prescription to this feeling of impatience is The Amazing BrandO, and his catchy head banging tunes will have you release all ...
May
11
2011
11
2011
A Silver Medal Winning Super Mario Bros. Figure Skating Routine
What do figure skating and Nintendo’s Super Mario Bros. have in common with each other? Almost nothing, unless you count Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games and a pipe being used to almost shatter Nancy Kerrigan‘s knee.Video games and triple ...
May
11
2011
11
2011
“F*ck All These Fake Ass Ninjas, All You Need is One” – Scorpion Gangsta Rap
Writin’ rhymes is the only aspect of Rap I appreciate. Making words flow takes a fair amount of talent and creativity. Beyond that, I pretty much can’t stand the medium. Just a bunch of angry men shouting about sex, disrespecting ...
May
10
2011
10
2011
Video Games + Gummi Bears = Win?
I honestly do not know what to think about the video embedded below.It is either the work of a modern art genius, or the insane and obsessive actions of a sugar addict. I honestly cannot decide.Basically, someone took ten POUNDS ...
May
09
2011
09
2011
Star Wars Prequels in 2 mins With…Legos!
It’s time for rhymes, wookies, and a boy who lived in a desert who becomes a bad guy, but there was a New Hope! That’s right ladies and gentlemen it is the Star Wars Prequels done right. And ...
May
09
2011
09
2011
Nerdy Bits, The Stuff You Didn’t See: Nathan Fillion Gets Slapped; Marvel Vs. DC Rap; Star Trek Fan Film; Futurama D&D and MORE
Every week the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of ...
May
06
2011
06
2011
And Thus Beginth The Epic Battle Betwixt, Thor and Green Lantern
The random guy and gal of “I’m a Marvel/I’m a DC” strike parody gold with this battle of wits between Thor and Green Lantern. Both crusaders of justice are poised to sweep the first half of summer with their blockbuster ...
May
05
2011
05
2011
Manly Ass Pink Puff Talks a Good Game in ‘Kirby’s Adventure Rap’
(Article by Nerd Bastards contributor Laura Metcalf)From the very beginning where Kirby proclaims “It’s Kirby, Bitch, and I’m bringin’ the Heat” to the each fucking crazy battle to the final star ride, this video brings it on, what!?For a pink ...
May
04
2011
04
2011
Roll a D6 (Roll a G6 Paraody)
Not enough can be said of the epicness of this video.If you are a fan of Dungeons & Dragons, or just roll playing games in general, you will definitely enjoy this parody of “Like a G6″ by Far East Movement ...
May
04
2011
04
2011
Pokemon: The Musical (AKA The Pokemusical)
We’re gonna be the very best,like no one ever was, DUH DUH DUH DUHTo write them is our greatest test,to post them is our cause!NERBASTARDS! GOTTA WRIGHT ‘EM ALL!!!!”Okay, now that its out of my system, there’s a new Pokemon ...
May
03
2011
03
2011
THOR! Usher “More” Parody
Memba that Transformers-themed Black Eyed Peas parody video from a few months back? Ya know, the one with the girl dressed as bumblebee, or *ahem* otherwise known as bumbledeedee -’cause she has massive mammies (girl is the tits. Literally). Anyway ...
May
01
2011
01
2011
‘It’s May The First’ – Jonathan Coulton World of Warcraft NSFW Music Video
It’s the month of May and we all know what that means for the world now; flowers are blooming, birds are singing and Orcs are outside getting nasty. That’s right, in what could be a first for musician Jonathan Coulton ...
May
01
2011
01
2011
Portal 2: How To Not Be A Total Douche
In the videogame Portal 2, the co-op campaign is one of the best around (to find out my thoughts on the game, read my review here).But, with any co-op campaign, you run the risk of being paired with an inexperienced ...
The Protomen - Rock Music and Mega Man Combined.
An Irrelevant Take on the Zombie Goodness of the Walking Dead
Halloween Fear Fest - Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus
Amnesia: The Dark Descent will induce heart problems.
Redline - 7 Years in the making and damn, it looks good.