May
27
2011

The 10 Greatest Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Episodes

​It's been said that Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is the red-headed stepchild of the Trek franchise, and I'm pretty much inclined to agree with that assessment. During its initial run from 1993 to 1999, the series was constantly overshadowed ...
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May
26
2011

The 13 Best Lawyers in Comic Books

​"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers," Shakespeare once wrote. Little did he realize that lawyers would become so popular that courtroom dramas now festoon the airwaves. Or maybe he did know, and he was just ...
May
24
2011

The 7 Nerdiest Roles of Brad Dourif

​For the better part of four decades, character-actor Brad Dourif has played some of the creepiest sons of bitches to ever slither their ways onto both the big and small screen. He's made a name for himself portraying psychopaths, serial-killers, ...
May
23
2011

The 10 Least Heroic Antiheroes

​In days gone by, most characters fit snugly into one of two categories: good and evil. Good guys wore primary colors and their underpants on the outside for some reason, while bad guys wore black and usually had some form ...
May
20
2011

10 Weird Things William Shatner Did Besides Star Trek

​You can say that William Shatner has devolved into self-parody, but we think he's just gotten awesome. It's actually difficult for Shatner to not do something interesting. Let me put this in perspective: William Shatner's career has been one incident ...
May
19
2011

The 10 Best Musical Numbers from Videogames

​It takes balls to put a song-and-dance into a videogame, not to mention money, time, talent and a whole lot of other tricky things many developers can't be bothered with. If there's one lesson we're only now coming to learn, ...
May
18
2011

5 Awesomest (and 5 Lamest) Transformers Crossovers Toys

​Back in 2006, Hasbro Wookiee-spiked the Transformers punch, creating a line of toy vehicles that morphed into robotic recreations of characters from the Star Wars universe. Once Marvel was sprinkled in the mix, Spider-Man and company joined the party ...
May
17
2011

8 Features Missing from the Star Wars Blu-Ray Box Set

​May 4th was all about two things for nerds: groaning at the sheer amount of terrible "May the Fourth Be With You!" puns and blog posts, and dissecting the latest news from Skywalker Ranch - the unveiling of the special ...
May
16
2011

9 Extremely Impractical Marvel Illustrated Swimsuits

​The early '90s were all about swimsuits. Thanks to Sports Illustrated, Baywatch, MTV Spring Break, Surf Ninjas and the episodes where Saved By the Bell should have been called Saved By the Beach, the first part of the decade was ...
May
12
2011

10 Uselessly Specific Members of G.I. Joe

​Most crime fighting organizations have limited membership due to having a number in their name (Fantastic Four), a strict charter (the Avengers) or a genetic requirement (the X-Men), but not G.I. Joe. They let anyone with a snappy code name ...
May
11
2011

The 15 Worst Things About The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Movie

​"Hitchhiker's by its very nature has always been twisty and turny, and going off into every direction. A film demands a certain shape and discipline that the material just isn't inclined to fit into." - Douglas Adams To badly paraphrase Douglas ...
May
10
2011

The 13 Awesomely Designed Kaiju from the Original Ultraman Series

​Old-school Ultraman fans know that Red King is his archest nemesis and the most popular of them all, the big mean jock that everybody pretends is so great. And, yes, he is pretty great. He crushes things. He's merciless. He ...
May
06
2011

5 Best (and 5 Lamest) Comic Books Clowns

​Clowns! They're silly! They make balloon animals and tell jokes and do low-level magic! They're funny! Or... they're terrifying, grinning ghouls that only want to eat your soul. Either one, depending on your childhood traumas. Comic creators know that while clowns ...
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May
03
2011

10 Incredibly Minor But Hilarious Mighty Boosh Characters

​Magical British sitcom The Mighty Boosh is one of those shows that seems to heavily divide people: you're either a fanatic or you think it's thin and overrated. I'll come out and put myself in that first camp, but maybe ...
May
02
2011

The 20 Raddest Posters from Roger Corman-Directed Flicks

​When it comes to schlock there's only one king: Roger Corman. After earning a rep as one of the quickest and cheapest directors around, Corman became a producer, espousing his method for making genre flicks to up and coming filmmakers ...
Apr
29
2011

10 Celebrity Action Figures We’ll Have to Make Do With

​The year was 1998. Toy Biz's first line of Xena: Warrior Princess action figures had done well enough to merit a second wave, and when the lineup was announced and included the king of thieves Autolycus, fanboys the world over ...
Apr
28
2011

10 Disturbing Questions Raised by the Original Star Tours

Star Tours is dead. Long Live Star Tours. Last year, the ride Star Tours in Disneyland and Walt Disney World shut down in preparation for a much-needed revamp. It was a bittersweet moment for geeks everywhere who had flocked to its ...
Apr
27
2011

The 7 Most Obscure DC Characters on Young Justice (So Far)

​In case you hadn't heard, they're doing some pretty cool stuff with DC's new cartoon Young Justice these days over at Warner Brothers. They've wrangled in the producers of Gargoyles, hired a pretty impressive voice cast, and even managed to ...
Apr
26
2011

9 Cats From Seriously Creepy S#!%

​Cats have long been associated with the weird and the creepy, and have received a bit of a bad rap for it. Maybe it's the way they leave little "presents" in the form of the remains of small, dead ...
Apr
25
2011

10 Things David Lynch Needlessly Added to Dune

​ Nearly every nerd has his or her primary field of expertise/obsession. Of all the numerous nerdified interests and fandoms one may be involved in, most of us can name one subject, genre, or property that we claim as particularly ...
Apr
22
2011

9 Actors You Never Knew Voiced ’80s Cartoons

​The '80s were the golden age for cartoon voice actors. With the huge amount of Saturday morning cartoons and the rise of cable and after-school syndicated cartoons, shows needed every voice they could get. There was enough demand to support ...
Apr
20
2011

6 Attempts at 3-D Gaming Before the 3DS

​If you've managed to look at a Nintendo 3DS without your eyes hurting or exploding out of your skull, then maybe you feel like you've seen the future of videogame entertainment. But you're actually also looking at the past, in ...
Apr
19
2011

The 10 Greatest Star Wars Toys That Hasbro Hasn’t Remade

​If you grew up with the original Star Wars trilogy you are well aware that for a time Kenner was king. Showing an amazing blend of faith and foresight, the company picked up the license for Star Wars before anyone ...
Apr
18
2011

10 Buffy the Vampire Slayer Characters Who Deserved More Than a Single Episode

​In the multiverse of nerdery, the relatively young Buffy-verse has grown to be almost as complex as the Star Trek and Star Wars universes. And no, the alt rock werewolves and ditzy vampires of Buffy aren't as nerd-iconic as the ...
Apr
12
2011

8 Lovable Cinematic Knock-Offs of the ’70s and ’80s

​In an age where companies like Asylum are always ready to ride the coattails of the newest big-budget Hollywood blockbuster with a straight-to-DVD rip-off -- e.g., Transformers become Transmorphers, Snakes on a Plane becomes Snakes on a Train, and Sherlock ...
Apr
11
2011

10 Spectacularly Third-Rate Spider-Man Villains

​A hero is only as good as his nemesis. Where would Spider-Man be without the Green Goblin, Batman without the Joker, or Superman without Lex? The best supervillains test the hero, pushing them to their limit and beyond. They answer ...
Apr
08
2011

10 Disney Characters Yet to be Ruined by Rule 34

​I always feel like I need to preface these articles with the caveat that I am a really big Disney fan. Some folks get down on the mouse, but not this Topless Roboteer. So in my course of collecting Disneyana ...
Apr
07
2011

10 Ridiculously Rare Action Figure Excusives from Around the World

​The modern action figure industry may have been born in the United States, but it's an international hobby. But many of the most popular action figure lines are U.S.-based and often only available in the States, forcing overseas fans to ...
Apr
06
2011

The 10 Most Awesome Non-Human Discworld Characters

​Sir Terry Pratchett is a god - a small one, at least. He's created whole worlds and filled them with people, and managed to draw in millions of readers with his wonderful plots, fascinating characters, and beautiful story endings. ...
Apr
05
2011

The 10 Craziest Moments from Life with Archie: The Married Life (So Far)

​Archie comics have been around for 70 years because of fun storytelling and likable characters. Plus, the company really knows how to adapt well to the changing times. Unless some Children of Men-style shit happens, there's always going to be ...
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Apr
04
2011

8 Things You Didn’t Know About GoBots (and Probably Didn’t Care)

​GoBots are the Rodney Dangerfields of '80s toys: they get no respect... and they're completely dead and never coming back. They've never been able to escape the reputation of being low-rent Transformers knockoffs, despite hitting U.S. toy shelves first and ...
Apr
01
2011

10 Offspring Who Do Their Nerd-Idol Pops Proud

​It's no secret that growing up as the child of a beloved celebrity can be rough; sure, there are the trust funds, trips around the world, and the occasional hooker hanging around the house while your dad makes waffles. But ...
Mar
30
2011

The 6 Worst Jobs Wonder Woman Ever Had

​If you've been following any of the details that've been leaking about the new David E. Kelley Wonder Woman TV series, you may have noticed that Wonder Woman's secret identity will be a rich CEO, which is a big step ...
Mar
29
2011

10 Incredibly Rad (and Nerdy) Happy Meal Toys

​Before Happy Meal toys were universally labeled as nothing more than plastic traps used to trick kids into the habit of eating the kitchen concoctions of one Ronald McDonald, they were as common a piece of Americana as the food ...
Mar
28
2011

The 10 Nerdiest Moments of The Colbert Report (So Far)

​Stephen Colbert is a nerd's nerd, having played D&D as a kid and developed an impressive knowledge of J.R.R. Tolkien's works, among other things. As an alumnus of Second City, Strangers with Candy, and The Daily Show with Jon ...
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