Mar
04
2011

Gotta Catch ‘Em All (Hopefully On Your Bedroom Floor!): A Pokemon-Card Dress

Note: Full-res version HERE in case you ubernerds want to complain about the value of the cards she cut up instead of just yelling 'I'D DO HER!' in the comments and calling it a day like a normal pervert. This is ...
Mar
04
2011

Sexy Cosplay of The Week: Kana

Ah March, a time of magic and wonder, where the color green is everywhere as far as the eye can see. It’s in our holiday, our money and even dumped in the Chicago river, the grass is so jealous of ...
Feb
25
2011

Looks Last Minute: Questionable Cosplay Wedding

Seen here donning their best (but still very bad) Jessica Rabbit and Superman costumes, English couple Nyssa Pratten, 19 and Rob Taverner, 32 (CRADLE ROBBER!) tied the proverbial nuptial noose in a comic book/cartoon-themed wedding this week that gives every ...
Feb
25
2011

Sexy Cosplay of The Week: Giorgia

Female characters of fiction are often unrealistic forms of nerd fantasy. Very rarely do we encounter a voluptuous vixen that can fulfill the widely disportionate ideas of horny creatives. Today my friends of we have come across an unequivocally beauty ...
Feb
23
2011

Cute Hello Kitty Cosplay Art

Hello Kitty is one of the most famous animated characters ever. But, did you know that she is also a huge nerd and loves to dress up (called “cosplay”) as various characters from movies, real-life and comic books? My favorites are Thor, ...
Feb
21
2011

Nerdy DeviantArt Trifecta: Trek Vs. Who, Lara Croft, and Slave Jessica

The only people who don't get Presidents Day off seem to be me and foreign people, so the nerd news is a little light today. So enjoy three pieces of impressive and nerdy art.​• First up, a bewilderingly awesome Star ...
Feb
18
2011

Iffy Geek Anthem ‘Tonight I’m Frakkin’ You’

Hey Juggernaut -- smell my finger. That's Jabba's @$$hole! Because geeky-ass songs are all the rage these days, here's 'Tonight I'm Frakkin' You', a parody of Enrique Englesias' 'Tonight (I'm F***ing You)', which I've never heard and have no intentions ...
Feb
18
2011

Sexy Cosplay Of The Week: Mogu

Valentines Day. The candy may be gone and the flowers wilted but that doesn’t mean you won’t be getting anymore treats. It’s time for another (a)rousing edition of ‘Sexy Cosplay of The Week’ where we take one lucky lady and ...
Feb
11
2011

Sexy Cosplay of the Week: Adella

When a person does cosplay what exactly goes through their mind when they stitch every piece of fabric together? Will this fit me? Am I going to be “anatomically correct” and still fit the character mindset? If someone takes a ...
Feb
10
2011

This Is Why I Don’t Play in Videogame Tournaments

You'll understand at about 2:15 in the video. I should point out that also don't play in videogame tournaments because some guys who show up to them have their own special controller, and that seems unbelievably nerdy, even to me. ...
Feb
10
2011

Transformer Sings "Born to Be Wild" on American Idol

Well, to be more precise he kind of sang "Born to Be Wild" on American Idol last night -- specifically, he sang something that was kind of close to "Born to Be Wild" (it was missing a few bits) and ...
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Feb
09
2011

American Idol Transformer

American Idol. Oi! It angers me greatly. We live in an age full of extremely talented and honest musicians who are pretty much ignored by the majority of the populace and yet a group of untrained, generally good looking model ...
Feb
07
2011

Link And Saria Cosplay In The Lost Woods

As you may or may yes know, I have a special affinity for the Zelda franchise. Maybe it's how much of Link's heroism I see in myself, or my penchant for the skin-flute ocarina, but it's prooooooobably all ...
Feb
04
2011

Sexy Cosplay Of The Week: Cosplaygirl

Ah February, the month of chocolate hearts and teddy bears galore. Toys and chocolate are nice, but we here at Nerdbastards are here to give you a real living treat. While people only get candy and stuffed animals this month ...
Feb
02
2011

Luke, I Am Your Papa…John’s (!!!!!!!!11): Massive Star Wars Pizza Party Gallery

Title-Writing Pulitzer: I want it now. These are a couple shots from a giant Star Wars series by photographer Robin Cook. You're going to have to excuse me if I'm not 100% with it but I'm still beaming about how ...
Jan
29
2011

A Very NSFW Gallery of HAWT Girls in Super Hero Body Paint

I luv it when I check my email inbox and see something like this: “Basically nearly naked painted ladies in super hero outfits, thought some readers may enjoy”. See fans like this are the reason we wake up in the ...
Jan
28
2011

Sexy Cosplay of The Week: Alisa-chan

Cosplay, in short, is the process of taking a character from pop culture (mostly fictional) and dressing up as them. While those outside of the nerd community think a grown man in a Sailor Moon Halloween costume (shudder) crazy and ...
Jan
24
2011

All 151 Original Pokemons Drawn As Girls

Note: The title says all 151, but for some reason the last line or two are cut off. Also, this pic only shows like ten or eleven (screw you, counting!), so click HERE to see them all in their ...
Jan
21
2011

Sexy Cosplay Of The Week: Sermemole

Here we are with another week, another Friday and we all know what that means here at the Nerdbastards HQ. It’s time for another (a)rousing edition of ‘Sexy Cosplay of the Week’, where nerds around the world get together and ...
Jan
20
2011

FIRST TRANSFORMERS 3 FOOTAGE TOTALLY REALLY REAL THIS TIME

Sure, maybe the effects aren't totally finished -- I think I might have seen a wheel come off a one point -- but the dialogue is much, much improved from the first two movies. Thanks to Garko for the tip. Visit ...
Jan
19
2011

First Actual — NSFW — New Spider-Man Movie Footage!

Okay. Spider-man having breasts seems like a weird choice. But I'm more concerned about these fights scenes. It's like Spidey is barely even fighting the thug at first, but then he grabs the guys' nuts? That's not the Friendly Neighborhood ...
Jan
18
2011

Ist Der Red Skull! (Kind of, Ja!)

Big Bad Toy Store put up pics of soon-to-be-available Halloween costumes. This wouldn't have been especially noteworthy except that some of the costumes were from the upcoming Captain America movie... and included a costume of the Red Skull, whose actual ...
Jan
16
2011

Yes! & Please! To Anime Burlesque But No To Those Eyes!

It seems that nerd-themed burlesque shows will still be a popular thing in 2011. LA’s Bordello Bar recently staged an all anime-themed show. That’s right, they had chicks dressed up as lovely anime characters (I say characters since one of ...
Jan
15
2011

Cartoon Cosplay: An Anime Burlesque Show

Note: Jump probably NSFW on account of cartoon fantasies coming to life. Anime characters: they're smokin' hot, amirite? WRONG!! THEY'RE ALL LIKE 12 YOU F***ING SICKOS. "Hello, police? Yeah I've got a whole website of perverts here that ...
Jan
14
2011

Sexy Cosplay of The Week: Pixelninja

Friday, friday, friday, how much do we all love friday? A day where everyone gets off work at their respective times and get two days to relax and enjoy the weekend. What a better way to start your weekend with ...
Jan
12
2011

Real Life ‘Kick-Ass’ Gets His Ass Kicked (Actually A Broken Nose)

Seattle, Washington’s own Phoenix Jones may be equipped to handle more than the average citizen in a tense situation, but that doesn’t mean he’s Superman. While he does wear body armor and a mask he’s still a human, meaning he can get ...
Jan
12
2011

Magically Catchy Harry Potter Song

I admit, I am a Harry Potter fan that cannot wait until the final movie comes out in just a few months. The band Ministry of Magic deserves to be acknowledged to make extreme Harry Potter fandom not look geeky but ...
Jan
11
2011

EPIC Boba Fett Spartan Helmet

Boba Fett is one of the greatest characters in the Star Wars Universe. Yes, you can argue that he didn’t do much and was unsuccessful in his missions, but I dismiss them all with one single sentence, “You don’t mess with ...
Jan
10
2011

Like Shinji Doesn’t Have Enough Issues

​The Devil's Playground burlesque troupe checked anime off their "nerd subjects we can strip to" list this past weekend. The show was held at Bordello on January 8th, and included characters from Evangelion (obviously), Pokémon, Sailor Moon, Fullmetal Alchemist, Speed ...
Jan
09
2011

My Sudden Education in “Superheroines in Distress videos”

(Article by NerdBastards contributor Mark Poynter, A.K.A Mordrun) There I am on a Sunday afternoon, clicking through YouTube videos looking for something interesting while I listen to the playoff game in the background.  Hey, there’s some Super Hero Cosplay videos.  Cool, I’ll ...
Jan
07
2011

Sexy Cosplay Of The Week: Eternal Daydream

Greetings and Salutations nerdbastards, welcome to the year 2011. After all that turkey and beer from New Year’s eve and the week long hangover what is there to do? How about sitting in your seat, pull up the computer and enjoying ...
Jan
06
2011

Pheonix Jones: Ace Attorney Real Superhero

Pheonix Jones is a real-life superhero that patrols the streets of Seattle at night gettin' his crime-bust on (also, tights). Now I know what you're thinking, and yes, he would look better without the tablecloth cape and athletic shorts. ...
Jan
02
2011

How You Can Play Quidditch In Real Life

Quidditch, the international renowned sport of wizards in the Harry Potter series of books and movies, has been taking the real-life world by storm for many years. It’s been played for fun with improvised rules and constantly changing rules all for ...
Jan
02
2011

Geek-ify Your Doors!

Are your doors not geeky enough? Do you wish that when you passed through the door to your geek sanctuary, that it actually conveyed to the world that you and a nerd and proud of it? Luckily, Fantasy Factor has you covered! ...
Dec
31
2010

Sexy Cosplay Of The Week: Firefly Path

Here we are on New Year’s eve, on the day where people around the world are preparing for the end of the year. The special day where people around the world gather together to celebrate the coming year and get ...
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