Apr
28
2011
28
2011
The Amazing 100% True Comic Book Story of How Prince William Met Kate
Finally, the blessed day is almost upon us!Tomorrow morning (bloody early in eastern time), the wedding will take place between Prince William and Kate Middleton. Is anyone else as sick about the constant coverage surrounding it as I am?You would ...
Apr
26
2011
26
2011
Nerd Art Stock Pile: Zombie Star Wars, Buzz Light Year of Mars, Wookie the Chew, Punkified Video Game Princesses, Skeletor Saves and MORE
Nerd Art Stock Pile? There’s a lot of nerd art on the net. Mostly it’s fan-fiction tentacle Pr0n, but hey we’re not complaining. We see so much neato art work on a daily basis, but for whatever reason they don’t ...
Apr
26
2011
26
2011
The Batman Complex: Is The Bat Not Real?
As I mentioned yesterday, with the fan-made Tron 3 trailer, fans love making up what they would like to see on the screen. But that is not all they love to do.
Some fans like creating trailers for movies that don’t ...
Apr
25
2011
25
2011
It’s Cute And Deadly: An Interactive Portal Turret Plush
Something’s are too cute to explain and some are so cute that their deadly, this one however is just plain cute. The companion cube in Portal was such a hit with fans that they started making their own plush cubes. ...
Apr
25
2011
25
2011
Cool Fan-Made Tron 3 Trailer
It seems like every year fan-made trailers get better and better!
The latest movie to get the treatment is the sequel to Tron: Legacy, known only as Tron 3 (or Tr3n). Now, those of us who have been keeping watch for ...
Apr
22
2011
22
2011
Stuff You Want, Things You Need & Everything You Can’t Have! Doctor Who Edition! – By Guest Writer Eric Kwun of igeektrooper.com
Welcome bastards to a new installment of “Stuff You Want, Things You Need, & Everything You Can’t Have” by yours truly, Eric aka geektrooper. I’m back to inform you about some of the awesome goods out on the market for ...
Apr
22
2011
22
2011
New NSFW ‘Duke Nukem Forever’ Trailer Shows Some Tits
With the return of the one-line ass kicker Duke Nukem making is long, and I do mean long, return with Duke Nukem Forever it brings back all sorts of memories. Playing for hours as a the most influential character of ...
Apr
20
2011
20
2011
Portal 2′s End Song (Spoiler: It’s The Ending)
If you haven’t played Portal 2 yet then that’s ok, it’s only been out for a few days. Now if you haven’t played the original yet, no offense, but you’re just stubborn. The game has been out for four years ...
Apr
20
2011
20
2011
Sadly, No Life-Sized AT-AT or Star Trek App
I am sorry to break the news to all you Star Trek and Star Wars fan out there that wanted to tromp down the highway in your own AT-AT, while having your smartphone look like a data pad from Star ...
Apr
19
2011
19
2011
Death By Science and Cubes: Portal Kombat
It’s been nearly 24 hours since the release of Portal 2 and Mortal Kombat (9) and it’s safe to say they’ve got some pretty flawless reviews as their companions. Portal 2 is huge to the puzzle gamers and Mortal Kombat ...
Apr
18
2011
18
2011
Naked Women Reading Detective Pulp Fiction
Often, while sipping one of my two mandatory drinks at the local Gentleman’s Club, I find myself wanting something more, something more genteel. Unfortunately I live on the East Coast and the movement to return the Gentleman’s entertainment to a ...
Apr
18
2011
18
2011
‘DOCTOR WHO’ GOODIES: “Impossible Astronaut” Preview and a Coffin Fit for a Time Lord
We’re just days away from the long-awaited season 6 premiere of Doctor Who, “The Impossible Astronaut,” and we’ve got the official episode preview to tide us over until then.
It’s only 30 seconds long, but it presents an epic, sweeping view ...
Apr
18
2011
18
2011
Marvel Pajamas Give You That Female Superhero Look
Have you female nerds and geeks ever wanted to truly look like a Marvel female superhero? While may not be physically possible (have you looked at them recently? They all must be missing some ribs/vital organs), you can achieve the ...
Apr
18
2011
18
2011
Infographic: ‘Empire Strikes Back’ Retold in Iconscope’; Han Solo is Literally a Dick Head
A few months ago we showed you an awesome Star Wars story graphic created by designer Wayne Dorrington, which retold the entire story of Star Wars: Episode IV only using icons. We now have the entire story to Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back told in ...
Apr
18
2011
18
2011
Super 8 Has Gone Viral
It seems that the advertising campaign for J. J. Abrams‘ latest movie, Super 8, has gone viral with a very unique spin.
Last week, a number of news outlets reported receiving a package from Paramount Pictures containing a short film strip, ...
Apr
15
2011
15
2011
Piss The Day Away: Play World’s Largest Game Of Pac-Man In Your Internet Browser
I knew I got high before work today for a reason!
Remember that one day when Google’s logo was a playable Pac-Man board and U.S. work productivity for that day instantly dropped 8 billion percent, or something? That was fun! Now ...
Apr
15
2011
15
2011
Stuff You Want, Things You Need & Everything You Can’t Have! ThinkGeek Edition! – By Guest Writer Eric Kwun of igeektrooper.com
Welcome bastards to a new installment of “Stuff You Want, Things You Need, & Everything You Can’t Have” by yours truly, Eric aka geektrooper. I’m back to inform you about some of the awesome goods out on the market for ...
Apr
15
2011
15
2011
Planet of the Apes Cheat Sheet
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The folks over at IGN put together this little cheat sheet for those that can only quote one or two lines from the Planet of the Apes franchise. It’s a great little circle of life that shows ...
Apr
15
2011
15
2011
Sexy Cosplay of The Week: MangaFreak150
So you’ve survived the treacherous days of 9 to 5 work and now you feel like you have nothing to do on a Friday afternoon. Have no fear, Nerdbastards is here with that 8-ball of awesome we call the ‘ ...
Apr
14
2011
14
2011
Attack of the LEGO Zombies
We all know the plot: Scientists accidentally unleash a zombie plague, it takes over, human kind is decimated and a rag-tag group of survivors find comfort in each other and fight to live!
That rather simplistic plot is pretty much re-hashed ...
Apr
13
2011
13
2011
Nerd Art Stock Pile: Han Shoots George Lucas, Ultra Realistic TMNT, Super Hero ABC’s, Mario Pits of Despair, Apple Zombies and MORE
Nerd Art Stock Pile? There’s a lot of nerd art on the net. Mostly it’s fan-fiction tentacle Pr0n, but hey we’re not complaining. We see so much neato art work on a daily basis, but for whatever reason they don’t ...
Apr
13
2011
13
2011
The Definitive Guide to Superpowers
There are LOTS of superpowers out there.
There are so many that it is very easy to get confused. And then you run into people with similar looking or acting powers, clones, evil twins, alternate universes, etc… it just gets messy!
The ...
Apr
12
2011
12
2011
Never Gonna Happen But It Be Awesome if it Did: Star Wars Nerd Petitions to Build a Full Size Fully Functional AT-AT Walker
I just spit out my Dark Side Roast coffee (available on thinkgeek.com for $9.99) when I read that bat-shit crazy Star Wars nerd Mike Koehler of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, is aiming to have a fully functional AT-AT Walker from The ...
Apr
12
2011
12
2011
‘Shaun of the Dead’ Retold in 60 Seconds, ‘Scott Pilgrim’ Style
This re-telling of Shaun of the Dead is epic beyond proportions. The 60 second recap utilizes the style of Bryan O’Malley, the artist for the comic book, Scott Pilgrim. Edgar Wright, director of Shaun of the Dead (as well as ...
Apr
12
2011
12
2011
Mortal Kombat: Legacy Episode 1 Review and Teaser!
Well, the first episode of the highly anticipated Mortal Kombat: Legacy webseries is here!
Almost one year ago, the “trailer” popped online showing a more gritty, down to Earth and dark world populated by serial killers, thieves and heroes with a ...
Apr
12
2011
12
2011
Nerd Art Stock Pile: Angry Adam West Batman, Bigger Badder Wolverine, Marvel Master Pieces, Banana Sculptures, Star Wars Cover Art and Peep Dioramas
Nerd Art Stock Pile? There’s a lot of nerd art on the net. Mostly it’s fan-fiction tentacle Pr0n, but hey we’re not complaining. We see so much neato art work on a daily basis, but for whatever reason they don’t ...
Apr
11
2011
11
2011
Even The US Government Believes; Releases 1950 UFO Report
Usually, we here at Nerdbastards don’t delve into the realm of the “Oogie boogie”. Ghosts and aliens aren’t normally our bread and butter of news. But, break out the tin foil hats, have we got some news for you anal ...
Apr
10
2011
10
2011
First Look at Raiden, Baraka, Sub-Zero and Scorpion in ‘Mortal Kombat: Legacy’
It’s got violence, it’s got blood and it was the first fighting game you tried playing in real life only to get suspended from school (guilty). Now the world of kicks, punches and fatalities we know as Mortal Kombat is almost here ...
Apr
10
2011
10
2011
Hey Kids: 15 Fun Facts About Mario and Friends
Mario is the Barbie of the video game world except without all the pink and no semblance of a genitalia stamped with “made in China”. Mario is purely “made in Japan”. In his past 25 years he’s done a lot. ...
Apr
08
2011
08
2011
Nerd Bastards is Giving Away a Free Star Trek Bathrobe
In continuation of Nerd Bastards fan appreciation, ThinkGeek.com has given us yet another awesome, nerdy, needful item.
Up this week is a Star Trek science officer bathrobe, so you can explore strange new worlds in fuzzy comfort. Even if you’re not ...
Apr
07
2011
07
2011
The Geek Zodiac: For a Horoscope You Can Trust
If you’ve ever wondered just where exactly you fit in, where your name is written in the stars of the Geek Galaxy, this awesome Geek Zodiac from James Wright and Josh Eckert is just what you’ve been looking for. Just ...
Apr
07
2011
07
2011
New Thor Clip … With a Surprise Cameo!
Marvel‘s upcoming movie, Thor, has a lot of things going for it:
The Thor comics have been on a hot streak the past few years, the buzz about it is really good, it features one of the most powerful characters in ...
Apr
07
2011
07
2011
Anime And Bikers Untie! A Life Size Akira Replica Bike
Akira was the first anime I ever watched outside of Sailor Moon and it was an eye opening experinece. Instead of a bright and colorful landscape with funny monsters it was all grunge and dirt filled with more technology that ...
Apr
07
2011
07
2011
Lightsaber Golf: The Game Of The Force
When you’re constantly defending the universe from the dark side of the force it’s nice to just lay back and enjoy a nice game of golf. This may be golf but these are most definitely not the Jedi your looking ...
The Protomen - Rock Music and Mega Man Combined.
An Irrelevant Take on the Zombie Goodness of the Walking Dead
Halloween Fear Fest - Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus
Amnesia: The Dark Descent will induce heart problems.
Redline - 7 Years in the making and damn, it looks good.