Space: the sexy frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new whores, to seek out new life and new sexual positions, to boldly go where every man has gone before.

She can’t take anymore Captain! That’s a five man gangbang. If she takes anymore she is gonna blow!

HA! Yes, indeed… we’re getting raw, dirty, gritty and nerdy with our beloved Star Trek. Why? Because we’re giving away 2 (yes 2) copies of Star Trek The Generation XXX Parody – a Revolution X, Digital Sin, and New Sensations joint collaboration.

As we said in our earlier review, porn flicks parodying pop culture are plentiful these days, but Star Trek The Next Generation – A XXX Parody is one of the better ones. It’s fan-fiction come to life. They’ve tossed in every polyester uniform, cardboard set, and horrible fucking wigs imaginable. Just like the show! It lives up to that naughty “lost” episode you always dreamed about. I’m serious!

What exactly do I need to do to win?

There are two things you need to do to win. 1. You need to follow Nerd Bastards on either Twitter (@nerdbastards) or “like” us on Facebook (facebook.com/bastards) 2. You need to tweet or make a wall update saying “Sensors read sexy life forms a head“.

Contest is applicable to fans who already follow us on Facebook/Twitter (you just need to tweet or make a wall update of the required fore mentioned phrase). Multiple tweets or wall updates are allowed (no limit, but don’t flood the feeds. Play nice.).  2 lucky winners will be randomly chosen (so don’t go trying to bribe us with money or boobs. They are certainly welcomed, they just won’t increase your chances). on Monday 5/16/11. The DVD will be shipped out (free of charge via standard delivery) within 1-2 weeks.

Got it? Now, what are you waiting for? Start spreading the Nerdbastards/Star Trek The Next Generation – A XXX Parody gospel.

If you don’t win, but still really want to see Cmdr. Riker, Counselor Troi, Geordi La Forg, Cmdr. Data, Lt. Worf, Dr. Crusher,  Captain Picard and yes, Tasha Yar do the nasty, then you can BUY a copy Star Trek- The XXX Parody on adultivideoempire.com, or tlavideo.com.

For more on Star Trek The Next Generation -XXX parody then HIT THE JUMP for plot synopsis, DVD details, full cast list and a SFW trailer.

It all starts on a distant planet…Data discovers the body of Lt. Tasha Yar, a former crew-member thought to be dead. While some of the crew is happy to see the lost comrade, others remain skeptical of her intentions. The appearance of a Romulan Warbird increases panic, and the Enterprise finds itself under attack from outside and within. Impending danger evokes lustful desires, and the crew turns to one another for comfort. Data and Tasha Yar rekindle their old flame, Troi and Riker put the Holodeck to use, and Captain Picard and Dr. Crusher finally have their moment of passion.

This Parody 2 Disc Set includes behind the scenes, cum shot recap, outtakes, and trailers.  Watch the released trailer, it’s safe for work, but not for kids under 21 ‘cause that’s just creepy.

The pitch-perfect cast includes: April O’Neil (Counselor Troi), Rocco Reed (Cmdr. Riker), Dana DeArmond (Ensign Ro), Kimberly Kane (Dr. Crusher), India Summer (Tasha Yar), Tyler Knight (Geordi La Forge), Bobbi Starr (Dr. Leah Brahms), Xander Corvus (Lt. Cmdr. Data), Lee Bang (Lt. Worf) and Tim Cannon (security officer). In addition, a mainstream Patrick Stewart double named Giles plays Captain Picard.

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