This photo is 50% relevant 100% hilarious
What does Master Chief do when he’s not making bad ass head shots and teabagging downed foes? Is he sexin’ up ultra mega super hotties? Doing lines of coke off the ass of a 1000 dollar an hour “lady of the evening”? No as wtf would have it he’s a German pop singer. I’m not going to pretend like I understand the things going on in this video. However using my powers of deduction it appears that Master Chief has crashed landed into a martini party somewhere between his universe,Star Wars, Star Trek, and a sorta celebrity look alike world. Super.

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