[Just a bit of warning beforehand, this contains both animated and real NSFW content]

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles didn’t just have flashy tricks and cool toys to keep them in the right with their young viewers, they had the buxom beauty known as April O’Neil. That one piece yellow jumpsuit, the hair, the fact she dealt with more poles then a gymnast, she was the first crush for a lot of young male nerds. Sadly she’s only a cartoon, but April O’Neil the porn star is actually real, yes there’s a living breathing woman named after channel 6′s top reporter. This April isn’t famous for working with a team of crime fighting brothers however, she’s famous for baring it all in the world of porn! One’s animated, one’s living and breathing but countless people have made tissue companies filthy stinking rich.

Who’d you rather?