What is by far the most interesting interview I’ve ever done comes my time spent with one Mr. Mubia Abul-Jama aka Black Devil Doll from the cult hit movie with the same title.  Mr. Abul Jama was “kind” enough to let me ask him a few questions all the while I kept looking over my back waiting to be stabbed for some strange reason, one eye in front and one eye in the back if you get my drift jive turkey!  If you haven’t seen Black Devil Doll I do recommend you checking it out if you like crazy, offensive horror/slasher type movies. Also be sure to check out Mr. Doll’s new “weird wobbler” bobble head  by Cult Collectibles it has recently come out and in limited supplies. Check out my latest “Versus” with Black Devil Doll.

                            *WARNING* If you are easily offended please move along!

Brian  S- Hi Mr. Doll, can I call you that, Devil or Mr. Black because I can’t pronounce your basketball name? Mubia Abul-Jama?

Black Devil Doll- Basketball name? Cracker ass mother fucker, we’s gettin’ off on a real bad foot. You best reel it in, nigga’. It’s Mr. Abul-Jama to YOU.

Brian  S- Okay, Mr. Abul-Jama, I love Black Devil Doll and I’m a proud owner of the DVD and  I’ve turned several friends onto it also. It’s become a such cult hit will we see a sequel?

Black Devil Doll- You best not have been rippin’ copies for yo friends, cocksucker! Mother fuckers keep bootlegging and downloading this shit and you can bet yo ass ain’t nobody gonna see no damn sequel. I tells ya that much! White folk is some cheap ass penny pinchin’ sons a bitches. 

Brian  S- What was you doing before you became a movie star? 

Black Devil Doll- I thought you said you seen the damn movie, fool! I was rottin’ in jail, foot pressed down hard on me by The Man! Being oppressed, that’s what I was doin’!  

Brian  S- What do you do in your off time? 

Black Devil Doll- I like to take walks. 

Brian  S- Any hobbies?

White Devil Doll- Fuckin’ white pussy and….uh…..fuckin’ white pussy. 

Brian  S- Seriously, do you think you can take Chucky? 

Black Devil Doll- Chucky? You mean that mohawk wearing faggot from the UFC, Chuck Liddell?

Brian  S- No, no, no….Chucky, from the Childs Play movie series? 

Black Devil Doll- How the FUCK am I supposed to fight some character from a fucking movie? You know that shit ain’t real, right? Get off the damn internet, get outside, get you some fresh air or something.

Brian  S- Will you be at any cons this year or any other cons?

Black Devil Doll- Only con I know about is the one I work to get them white bitches to drop their drawers. I call it the “Look over there, it’s a puppy! Then I hit ‘em over the head and fuck ‘em” con. Works every damn time.

Brian  S- Tell us a little about your new bobble head that’s coming our way!

Black Devil Doll- Bobblehead? I didn’t sign off on no goddamn bobblehead! Them white mother fuckers that made that damn movie is always fuckin’ me! SHIT!

Brian  S- Even the packaging looks awesome! Kudos on that good sir!

Black Devil Doll- I best go call my Jew attorney.

Brian  S- Where will we be able to find your bobble head Mr. Abul-Jama?

Black Devil Doll- I suppose you can find it at www.blackdevildoll.com, along with all the other shit that them mother fuckers ain’t paid me fo’.

Brian  S- So now you have a bobble head, what’s next for you in the merchandising world? You haven’t gone corporate on us have you?

Black Devil Doll- Ultimately, I would like to have my own malt liquor, a line of flavored rolling papers and a Mubia Abul-Jama life sized dildo. And maybe an air-freshener.

Brian  S- Would you like to say anything to all the fans out there?

Black Devil Doll- Fuck you.

Brian  S- Let’s hangout sometime bro!

Black Devil Doll- Fuck you, too.

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Exclusive Interview: Black Devil Doll Vs. Brian S