This is a video of a woman’s stomach with what I can only assume is a full-sized 8-year old inside desperately trying to force its way out. VIDEO CANNOT BE UNSEEN. If you don’t want to watch it (which I recommend not), I’ll now describe the scene as poetically as possible: HOLY F***ING SHIT — LIKE A SEA OF FLESH DURING A HURRICANE!!!!!11 Just sayin’, remember the old adage, “Red sky at night, sailors delight. Freaky stomach in morning, seamen take warning?” They’re talking about your sperms, yo. WRAP THAT DINGHY UP!

Hit the jump for the ‘OMG, I’m never having sex again without at least 80 condoms, a half dozen Dorito bags, four Coach purses and a parachute on’.

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The Miracle Of Life ZOMG, WTF IS THAT?!: Remind Me Again To Never Get Pregnant