You better be careful visiting that house, Santa, because they will mistake your fat ass dropping down the chimney for the popo and stab you to death. God only knows what they’ll do with the reindeer, but my guess is try to ride them like carousel horses until they all get their eyes gouged out and/or fall off the roof. You better put that shit on Youtube, elves!

Jane Hansen’s Flickr
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Gingerbread Crack House [buzzfeed]

Thanks to Josh, who agrees they really captured the essence of a penis spray-painted on the side of a building (and he should know — his apartment building has over a dozen).

Excerpt from:
Santa’s Not Amused: Gingerbread Crackhouse