The Stuffed Hamburger Press molds two hamburger patties into concave ‘bowls’ so you can put a shit-ton more cheese and bacon inside before sealing them together and tripling your caloric intake. Unfortunately, it only costs $12 so I bought one and a backup. You think anybody’s ever died when a burger exploded with cheese and pork fat? I dunno, but I’m gonna find out. High-five! *grabs hand and cuffs it to the grill* Did I say me? I meant you. *handing spatula* Spit on anything and I’ll flame-broil your face off.

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Stuffed Hamburger Press Makes Fattier Burgers Faster [uberreview]

Thanks to Leftover, who’s rare when we’re talking about stuffed burgers amirite?! I am. Also fat.

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Packing On Pounds: Stuffed Hamburger Press