No need for Force chokes, Vade — they’ll die on their own.

Ever wanted to see an ultra-enthusiastic Darth Vader playing a trombone salsa routine to a roomful of uninterested senior citizens? Today’s your lucky day!

Stormtrooper Mime: *How did it go?*
Trombone Vader: Bro it’s deader than the Death Star out there.
Stormtrooper Mime: *Like playing Alderaan?*
Trombone Vader: Even worse. Plus you can smell the urine.

Hit the jump for the ‘at least two of those people shat their pants, I guarantee it’ in action.

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Darth Vader Plays Trombone Salsa Routine To A Roomful Of Snoozing Senior Citizen