Ok, look, I”m pathetic.  I’m so painfully immature that I need help.  I admit that.

So it is without any remorse whatsoever that I bring you one single clip from the upcoming Mega Python vs. Gatoroid.  Yes, THE Mega Python vs. Gatoroid, the soon-to-be-classic sci-fi hit from everyone’s favorite cable TV station, SyFy.  The clip in question is a cat fight between two ex-teen singing sensations: Tiffany, of  “I Think We’re Alone Now” fame, and Debbie “Only in My Dreams” Gibson. Of course, this soon to be classic debuted at Comic Con, just a few short days ago.

You’re probably thinking, “That’s so crass.  Why would anyone pit two 80s teen cuties against one another like this?  It’s been thirty years!  What kind of sordid schoolboy fantasy are they trying to exploit?”

I can answer your question.  It’s the “over the top, completely zany, oh what the hell let’s show a bit of cleavage and a panty shot to keep this interesting” kind of schoolboy fantasy.  it’s just the kind of thing a channel like SyFy would want to show at Comic Con. Comic Con, mind you, is a place where schoolboy fantasies live and breathe.  And since science has proven that that’s the best kind of adolescent fantasy there is, so, without further ado, here’s the clip.

Faithful readers, you don’t have to thank me.  Oh, stop it, it was nothing.