May
26
2011
26
2011
Eye Candy(!!!!!11): Awesome Eyelid Art
This is a gallery of DeviantARTist KatieAlves' (aka Katie Alves) awesome eyelid art. Which -- if eyes really are the windows to the soul, then Katie's work are the Picassos of window treatments. Sure beats the dirty towel ...
May
26
2011
26
2011
Guy Makes Street Fighter II Sounds By Mouth
This is a video of some guy recreating all the sounds from three rounds of Street Fighter II by mouth and making some of the most ridiculous faces I've ever seen in six of my lives (I'm a cat). ...
May
26
2011
26
2011
Damn Mario, Lookin’ Good!: Algorithm That Smooths Out Old Video Game Pixelation
Two researchers are developing an algorithm designed specifically to 'de-pixelize' 8-bit (and 16-bit) video game graphics in real-time into smoother, much more flowing ones. This. changes. everything. No, no it doesn't -- just the time I'll ...
May
26
2011
26
2011
I’m Vomiting Already: Gummi Shot Glasses
I'm. puking. RAINBOOOOOOWS!!
You wanna know what goes well with a shot? Another one. Like socks and knockers, shots are always best in pairs. Although, truthfully, I wouldn't shy away from 3 nips. Come on ...
May
25
2011
25
2011
Infra-Red Satellite Imaging Reveals Buried Egyptian City, Final Resting Place Of The Ark Of The Covenant! (Per Indiana Jones)
Infra-red satellite imaging of Egypt has revealed a buried city near San El Hagar with over 17 pyramids, 1,000 tombs and 3,000 other buildings. It's the ancient city of Tanis, and it's where the Ark of the Covenant is ...
May
25
2011
25
2011
Plastic Parts: Human Anatomy LEGO Figure
Bro. Hey bro -- your penis fell off.
This is a human anatomy LEGO figure (not to be confused with the anatomy OF a LEGO figure) created by LEGOmaniac and Flickr user Choking Hazards (I know they are but I ...
May
25
2011
25
2011
Magic Missiles Needles: A Harry Potter Quilt
Note: Slightly larger version HERE in case you're into deets (that's slang for details).
This is a "paper-pieced" Harry Potter quilt thrown SEWN together by Jennifer Offenstein (NOT Castle Wolfenstein). As you might be able to see, it was hand-crafted ...
May
25
2011
25
2011
When Hollywood Meets Mancave: Video Game Movies, The Informational Graphic
Note: This is nowhere near the whole graphic, click RIGHT HERE DO IT NOW to see the entire graphic and getcha swerve learn on.
This is an informational graphic all about video games that were made into movies (not just fan-films, ...
May
25
2011
25
2011
Truck Driver Pierces Buttcheek With Broken Air-Hose, "Blows Up Like A Balloon", Is Okay
'Big Trouble In Little China' screencaps: never not appropriate.
So apparently New Zealand (NOT Polish) truck driver Steven McCormack fell between the cabin and trailer of his rig during an inspection, landing on the nozzle of a compressed air hose, which ...
May
25
2011
25
2011
Ostrich Pillow Thingy For Napping At Work
If there's one thing that feels good it's sleeping on the man's dime and not getting fired for it. And while some lock their office doors and play audio of themselves on the phone or opt to sleep in ...
May
24
2011
24
2011
Data From Star Trek TNG Raps About His Cat
Seen here about to learn the hard way that kitty kisses are only for people who like the taste of cat ass, Data spends a tender moment with his cat Spot. And this is rap about Spot set to ...
May
24
2011
24
2011
Chewbacca As Axl Rose Singing ‘Welcome To The Jungle’/Destroying My Entire Childhood
Picture 1: Should've covered your eyes instead, little girl
Picture 2: Probably the worst 'sign of the horns' EVER
This is a video of Chewbacca dressed as Axl Rose and an Ewok as Slash performing Guns n Roses' 'Welcome to the Jungle' ...
May
24
2011
24
2011
Thanks George; Chewbacca Singing ‘Welcome to the Jungle’
What is scarier then Axel Rose? A a guy dressed like Chewbacca whose dressed like Axel Rose! As part of Disney’s 2011 Star Wars Weekends ‘Hyperspace Hoopla”, Chewbacca closed out the festivities by performing Guns and Roses’ ‘Welcome to the ...
May
24
2011
24
2011
From Trash To Treasure (Hunter!!!!!!11): A 9-Ft, 1/2-Ton Scrap Metal Captain Jack Sparrow
Give it to me straight -- is it a love doll or not?
Did anybody see the new Pirates movie over the weekend? I honestly meant to. Well, at least before the 3rd one came out and gobbled so ...
May
24
2011
24
2011
MEGA PEWS, MEGA’ER FUN: FPSRussia Guy Shooting Fully Auto 40mm Machine Gun
The FPSRussia guy is back, this time shooting a rooty tooty fresh'n fruity fully automatic 40mm machine gun. On a 1-to-10 scale of pews, this thing is like a 14. Which, not to brag or anything, is the ...
May
24
2011
24
2011
That Nutjob: Rapture Happened ‘Spiritually’, Apocalypse Still Slated For October 21st
This picture: I want it airbrushed on the side of my van.
Because there's no such thing as ruining enough lives, evangelical broadcaster/ numerological nutjob Harold Camping has stated the rapture did in fact happen over the weekend, just "spiritually", and ...
May
24
2011
24
2011
Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 3 Reveal Trailer
You know that Call of Doodle franchise that's insanely popular with both you AND the name-calling 12-year olds? Well this is the reveal trailer for the upcoming November 8th release of Modern Warfare 3. Not gonna lie, it ...
May
24
2011
24
2011
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 Trailer is Here
Looks like it time for another six months of tea bagging and high-pitched children screaming into your headsets people. The Call of Duty series is back with it’s eighth installment into the Call of Duty franchise and it’s third in the ...
May
23
2011
23
2011
$1Billion Star Trek Resort Park Being Built…
...in Aqaba, Jordan, so a road-trip is probably out of the question. Still, maybe you could take a spaceship. Get it? Like they do in Star Trek! "Great tie-in, GW." Thanks, I've been cooking that ...
May
23
2011
23
2011
Shell Building World’s Largest Floating Vessel
Shell, a company best known for bending me over at the pump and not giving a shit who sees my exposed ass as they drive by (stop rubbernecking, pervs!), plans to build the world's largest sea vessel, weighing in at ...
May
23
2011
23
2011
Probin’ that Ass: Space Invader Foam Chairs
These are prototypical Space Invader chairs by artist collective Dorothy (OMG -- how much for your ruby slippers?!). They're made from cut foam and may or may yes feel a lot like sitting on the floor if you're as ...
May
23
2011
23
2011
Hands Down The Best Sonic The Hedgehog Flipbook Video You’ll See All Day
Unless you know of another, better Sonic the Hedgehog flipbook video, in which case WHERE THE F*** WAS THE TIP, BOJO?! You're making me look stupid out here. This is a Sonic the Hedgehog themed flipbook by Youtube ...
May
23
2011
23
2011
World’s Hardiest Animal Can Survive In Space
Briefly.
Seen here in OMGWTFBBQ vision under a scanning electron micrograph, a water-bear creeps me the f*** out. Go die with your alien-lookin' ass! And speaking of aliens -- water bears can survive in space. Like, that's how ...
May
23
2011
23
2011
Ghostbusters Firehouse Slated For Closure
Hook & Ladder 8, the Manhattan firehouse best known for being the Ghostbuster's place of business in the movie franchise, is scheduled for closure along with 19 others in the NYC area as part of budget cuts. But what ...
May
23
2011
23
2011
Nerdy Bits, The Stuff You Didn’t See: Frank Miller Raptured!, Game of Throne-opoly, Play COD: Black Ops w/Samuel Jackson, Study for your Z-SAT, and…
Every week the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of ...
May
21
2011
21
2011
X-Muppets: First Class Seventh Period
So -- anybody get Raptured? My roommate actually disappeared but so my wallet and there's vomit in the hallway so I assume he's just on a bender. Still, can't say I'd miss him if he were gone for ...
May
20
2011
20
2011
Charlotte’s Great Great Great Grandmother: The Face Of A 49-Million Year Old Spider
WARNING: Spider face.
Ever wonder what the face of a 49-million year old spider trapped in amber might look like? You're nasty! God, why can't you just imagine a naked celebrity or something like a normal person? Your ...
May
20
2011
20
2011
Hope Floats Stands: Experimental Therapy Allows Man To Stand For First Time In 4 Years
25-year old Rob Summers, formally a successful college pitcher, was left paralyzed from the waist down after a hit-and-run incident four years ago. And now, thanks to an experimental new form of therapy, has been able to take the ...
May
20
2011
20
2011
Kinky Computing: Ethernet Cable Fetish Whips
And to think I've been using coax this whole time!
Etsy seller feralswirl (you got rabid swirls runnin' around?!) is selling these $35 ethernet cable floggers. They're for beating your kinky computer geek boyfriend until his pale, pimply ass is ...
May
20
2011
20
2011
Flowchart: Will You Be Raptured Tomorrow?
Note: Larger version HERE in case you're convinced there's some fine-print that might save your ass (there isn't though is the thing).
This is a handy-dandy flowchart to determine whether or not you're going to be raptured tomorrow. ...
May
20
2011
20
2011
Amazing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Fan Art
This is an amazing looking series of digital paintings by artist Dave Rapoza of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle characters (sans the actual four turtles). They're amazing. David even has time-lapse videos on his website of him painting some of ...
May
20
2011
20
2011
Damn Bro!: ‘Smallville’ Finale Freakout Video
SPOILER ALERT: Last six minutes of Smallville.
Ever wanted to hear a guy go completely f***ing nuts watching the series finale of Smallville? Even if you don't know it yet, you do. This is the kind of shit I ...
May
20
2011
20
2011
FAKE, THE SHADOWS ARE ALL…RIGHT?
Note: Full-res (1600 x 1200) version HERE in case you're convinced there's a stray shadow faux pas somewhere you could spot if the image were just larger.
This is a for-really-real picture taken by Frans Lanting in Namib-Naukluft Park in Namibia. ...
May
19
2011
19
2011
Small-Blocks: Cars 2 Trailer Rendered Entirely Out Of LEGO (With Bonus Functional 8MM Movie Projector Made From LEGO Technics!!)
Small-blocks, get it? Like the engines, yo!
This is the trailer for the upcoming sequel to Cars (cleverly entitled Cars 2), made in LEGO blocks by Patrick Boivin for Disney and Pixar. The original Cars (which came out in ...
May
19
2011
19
2011
Holy @#$%! First Look at New Footage Inserted into the Star Wars Blu-Rays!
Hmm. I'm not sure why George Lucas would think it a good idea to add in a scene where Darth Vader plays an extended trombone solo as part of an elaborate salsa medley to a disinterested crowd at the local ...
The Protomen - Rock Music and Mega Man Combined.
An Irrelevant Take on the Zombie Goodness of the Walking Dead
Halloween Fear Fest - Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus
Amnesia: The Dark Descent will induce heart problems.
Redline - 7 Years in the making and damn, it looks good.