This is a 37-minute zombie musical about two dead people in love (nasty!) called Rigamortis: A Zombie Love Story. If I told you I watched all 37-minutes of it I'd be lying, and if there's one thing I pride ...

ZOMG. Apparently police officers in Tennessee, having trapped an armed fugitive in his mobile home after a high-speed chase, were reluctant to enter the domicile themselves, and instead opted to use a gas-grenade launching robot to smoke the perp out. ...

Remember the two high school seniors that were suspended for 10 days and threatened with not being able to walk during their graduation ceremony after holding a mock lightsaber duel in the school's cafeteria? Well their principal, who will ...

Turkey vultures, hands down one of the ugliest-faced birds ("It looks like a ballsack!") in a family of ugly-faced birds, are being trained by German police to sniff out dead human bodies in areas much larger/difficult to access than traditional ...

If you'd asked me when I was 10, I would have told you WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT that by 2011 we'd all be shooting around in the sky with jetpacks on, crashing into each other, getting sucked into ...

That's a whole lot of E's (which makes sense considering Geekologie has three and everybody is all "GEEKOLOGIE GEEKOLOGIE GEEKOLOGIE!!" all day long). Created by Michael Knuepfel, the height of each key on the (of course Apple) keyboard is ...

This is an ultra-realistic bust of Grand Moff Tarkin from the first Star Wars movie lovingly creepycrafted by effects artist/sculptor Jordu Schell. Speaking of Grand Moffs -- I watched an old 70's porno over the weekend. You should've ...

Noise Snare is a system designed for collecting audio evidence (and the license plate numbers) of vehicles running louder than a certain decibel level. No word what happens if you cruise around with your horn blaring, but my guess ...

This is a garage that looks like the back of a house/barn until the door opens. And then, oh man, it's clearly a garage. Usually, dream garages never become reality. It's rare to find someone with enough ambition and/or cash ...

Always getting into fights? It's your face -- people find it offensive. Wear a mask like I do. Kidding, I just don't ever go out. The BodyGuard (not to be confused with the movie I've never ...

Note: Full-res version HERE and a cheat-sheet for your low-down dirty cheaters HERE. This is a stylized portrait of 50 notable bad guys throughout movie history by artist Robert Ball. I'd argue that some of them aren't so much bad ...

Coming at you with not one but two fantastic fan films. One is an impressive Portal fan film the other French fan film in which Batman fights Wolverine. Yes, you read that right.Earlier today we posted a Portal stage show ...

And it wasn't off a cliff! Team Hot Wheels just set the world record for furthest jump in a car/truck during the opening festivities before the Indianapolis 500 over the weekend with a distance of 332-feet, easily clearing (!!!11) the previous ...

'Outside Aperture' is a 8-minute Portal fan film. It's really good. Like the muffins my elderly neighbor used to bake and bring over before I found out she made them with kitty litter (I thought they were pistachio ...

Because everything causes cancer if you're exposed to enough of it (except my wiener! *flashing*), the World Health Organization (WHO -- but not the Doctor) has released a statement classifying cell phone radiation as "possibly carcinogenic to humans". ...

This isn’t the latest Star Wars parody porn to sweep the Empire like a plague of Jawa herpes but it’s damn close.Freddie Wong and Logan Olson are back with another “Jedi Are A-Holes” video. In’Jedi-Holes Strike Back’ (get it?) the duo ...

Because my job is as easy as following Youtube channels and posting the latest content (or "stealing everything from from Reddit/Stumbledupon" depending on which dumbf*** you ask), here's Slingshot Bear-Man or whatever the hell he calls himself shooting circular saw ...

Note: Video has a whole bunch of little kids shooting each other and CG blood effects. I can't in good conscience recommend watching it unless you're a male between the ages of 12 and 30, and even then I'd ...

Have trouble getting up in the morning? Congratulations, you're human. Also, possibly depressed. JOIN THE CLUB. The mile-hi...no? You probably don't own a rocketship anyways! This is an alarm clock that slowly shreds paper ...

This is the second installment of Freddie Wong's 'Jedi A-holes', appropriately titled 'Jedi A-Holes Strike Back'. Get it? Just like the Star Wars sequel! You might not have picked up on that but I've been complimented for ...

Every week the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of ...

So here’s something stupid.2 high-school students staged a mock fight inside their school lunchroom using Star Wars lightsabers as their weapons of choice. Really,  it was just a 30. display or nerds being nerds. That’s all it was.“So one kid ...

Happy Memorial Day. I'd like to take this time to thank all those who have given their lives for the sweet, sweet freedom we seem to so often take for granted. Thank you. For a guy whose ...

Because I've always suspected he was still around, somebody hacked the PBS website and put up a story about Tupac being found alive and well in a small New Zealand resort town. Pfft, and you thought he was hiding ...

Just like THIS GUY who did the same thing with a Lamborghini, Dan Reeves spent nine years building a RV-7A airplane kit in his basement. Theeeeeen had a contractor dig up his yard and remove a basement wall to ...

Because there aren't enough trolls on the internet already, some of the dumber Facebook users are actually forced to troll themselves from time to time (read: all the time, always). Thankfully, for those of us that aren't ashamed to ...

Because there's no greater joy in life than the smile of a child someone else's misfortune, this is a video of a guy building a 13,000 piece domino pyramid, and having it collapse on him as it nears completion. ...

Note: Video has some cussin'. Ever wanted to see a fan-film combining one of the best video game franchises of all time with one of of the best movies of all time to produce a mediocre short? Well you're in ...

This is a Volkswagen Golf print ad that appeared in South African copies of Auto Trader magazine that's actually edible. It was accompanied by the line 'Eat the Road. Seriously, Eat It' and was made from "glutinous rice ...

Damn girl, your virgin bars are off the chart -- sounds like a Mother Mary situation! Kick to Pick, which is probably the worst name for an app that has anything to do with babies, is a $1 iPhone application that ...

That's right -- 12.5 million. Or just one sent to the right guy *wink*. But now researchers are convinced there's a way to drastically reduce (NOT add 4+ inches to) the amount of spam by convincing a few ...

This is a video of a guy proposing to his girlfriend in World of Warcraft, but not before pretending he's about to break up with her. It's really like a fairy tale if you think about it. Don ...

The Big Bad Wolf laughs at your plastic walls! I know I said LEGO in the headline, but they're actually DUPLO (LEGO's harder to swallow chubby lil sister). I only name-dropped LEGO because I knew it would draw you into ...

This Japanese Emergency toilet may look like a man squatting in a trash bag in front of other people, but that's just because that's exactly what's happening. But -- BUT -- inside that privacy bag (which should also come ...

Note: Worthwhile full-res version HERE in case you're in the market for a new desktop background. Yeaaaaaaah, we're not really gonna pay you any extra for that, Van Gogh. Also, I'm gonna have to ask you to remove everything above ...