I'd ask you how you feel about this, Krystal K., but it's written all over your face.[bowing]Uh thank you. Thankyouverramuch. Like this? Check out the the originating blog - they're sure to have a lot more content ...

It's time once again to take all your lofty dreams of realized cake-ordering expectations... and douse them with the bitter dregs of cold, hard reality.Oh, yeah. It's gonna be THAT good.What they ordered:What they got:And here I thought all carrots ...

For reasons so obvious I won't even bother trying to explain them, Memorial Day has come to be synonymous with one thing and one thing only.(Wait. There's also the furniture sales.)Ok, two things and two things only.Furniture sales, and this: ...

Today's Sweets are dedicated to the brave men and women who've given their all for our country. I hope you enjoy.First to fight for the right,And to build the Nation’s might,And the Army goes rolling along.By Kara's Custom CakesBy Custom ...

Men, we need to talk.Ladies, if you could just give us a minute? Thanks.[tapping foot while 99.6% of readership leaves the room][whispering] Right, then. Listen, guys. I know some of you might be "concerned" that your ...

Hey, hoopy froods, it's Towel Day! This is the day when we celebrate hitchhiking the galaxy, Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters, and, of course, potted petunias.I wonder if they'll be friends with me?So, grab your towel...Hey, even the terrible ones have ...

Parents, if you don't want to risk bruised feelings on their birthdays, I suggest you NOT name any of your children "Cubby":Or "Angus":("Why, I declare, I didn't know it was the Colonel's birthday!")Or "Ritchie":And don't even *think* about "Bobby":(Got milk?)Or, ...

Approach, students.You have come to me asking that I be your guide along this tale of Wreckage, but first I should mention that little Kyle here is taking Tae Kwon Do: I should also probably stop calling him ...

Last week marked the 22nd anniversary of Jim Henson's final bow. So, in his honor, I thought we'd take a look at some of the many Sweets featuring his most famous friends:By dutch-cakeboxNot to mention my unofficial role ...

[adjusting bow tie] "Welcome, gentle beings, to the grand opening of SplüüRff.[faint applause]"All of our works here tonight have been created by world-renowned artists, and are available for sale for far more than you can possibly afford. So, ...

Friends, acquaintances, decorators.There is a new bakery trend arising. One that's making me SICK. And also kind of excited. Mostly sick. But sort of excited.The trend?Sticking wrapped candy on finished cakes.Now, the excitement comes into play because, hello! Candy is ...

As misunderstandings go, I'm not sure you can do much worse mangling the phrase "Getting hitched!" for an engagement party than this:Oooh. Not good.In the same vein, how's this for a bang-up job?Not a word, Troy. NOT. A. WORD.Thanks to ...

It's Friday, Friday, Friday!!!Are we we we so excited?YES.Because it's not just ANY Friday...[dum dum DUMMM]...it's Friday the 13th, lollipops.Er...I mean, suckers. Yeah.So beware...AAIIIEEEEE!!!...because today, your baked goods just might try to KILL YOU:More than usual, I mean."I don't remember ...

Let's see...In 2009, I announced the publication of my first-ever book, Cake Wrecks, which went on to become a New York Time's best-seller. (woot woot!)In 2010, I launched my other blog, Epbot, which went on to become "that steampunk blog ...

My friends, there's an epidemic sweeping our nation's bakeries that I think you should know about: SPATIAL AWARENESS DISORDER.And believe me, it's SAD.It starts innocently enough.First you might notice a few odd gaps in their writing:Then they run out of ...

Because brunch isn't over 'til Mom asks, "What's that supposed to mean?"Hideous butterfly cake: $9.99Download of Christina Aguilera's single, "Beautiful": $1.29Convincing mom you weren't being sarcastic: Dinner at Red Lobster and three years of guilt.So which is it? "I'm Love ...

There are so many ways to tell your mom what she means to you.And after yesterday, now we know all the wrong ones."Of all the moms out there, you are definitely one of them."Oh, sorry, did you want a number ...

Ah, Mother's Day. A day when we honor our moms for all they've done for us. However, it turns out there aren't many cakes celebrating last-minute dashes to the ER, or working the night shift, or talking ...

WARNING: Parents, there be funny business ahead!Bakers, will someone please get a handle on these clown cakes?"Woo woo woo!"Wait. Let me rephrase that.What I mean is, I'm seeing a lot of funny business lately...Don't tell me this candle placement wasn't ...

HAPPY MEXICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY!!Woohoo! Way to get all independent and stuff, Mexico!(Pass the Corona.)Wait. What? It's *not* Mexican Independence Day? But it makes so much sense: we have 4th of July, they have 5 of Mayo - it's perfect! And ...

Let's just hope s/he majored in Creative Writing. Thanks to Cynthia for the cc! Like this? Check out the the originating blog - they're sure to have a lot more content you'll enjoy!: Dear Go d, the Irony

"Bakers, it has come to our attention that 'morale' is 'low.' Therefore, effective immediately, we will be instituting mandatory staff meetings every Friday at 3pm to get to the bottom of this problem.During these meetings you will each ...

Last week you may have heard all the brouhaha over the release of Portal 2. And you may also - like me - belong to certain social subsets that not only have no interest in video games, but ...

Who's the center of the clubthat's made for you and me?M-I-C!K-E-Y!M...Ohhh! MLT!*Thanks to the amazing Sweet Designs Kitchen for having a sense of humor matched only by their talent. Wreck on, guys.*So perky! Like this? Check out ...

Like all of you, I am simply in a TIZZY waiting to see the royal wedding tomorrow. Or, more accurately, the royal wedding cake.I mean, think about it: this is the cake that must end all cakes. It has to ...

"Good season, bakers, good season! A lot of you showed up, some of you made some stuff, a few gave roughly 65%, and I'd say this Easter was our 'best' yet!"Now, let's review how our new designs performed this year. ...

Edible paper. Edible paper. EDIBLE PAPER!! Amaze your friends! Astound your coworkers! All you need is...EDIBLE PAPER!!!(The following message is brought to you by the National Board of Edible Paper and Non-edible Babies.)Hey there, baker! Lonely sheet cakes got ya ...

During the celebration of Passover, it's traditional for participants to avoid all types of leavening, like yeast. In fact, you could say this is one of the most important, key features of the entire celebration.So maybe someone should tell these ...

You know how everyone's always saying that cakes need spell check?Ok, NOW what's our excuse?Many thanks to Amanda S., who knows an "ID:Ten-T"error when she sees one. Like this? Check out the the originating blog - they're ...

I'll be posting my Passover greetings this Monday, but in the meantime, allow me to wish the rest of you a truly heartfelt...And I mean that.All together now! Who are we?W-R-E-C-K-I-E-S! And what are we celebrating?E-D-S-T-E-R!!It's kind of like Easter, ...

I know we've been seeing some odd Easter treats this week, so today I thought we'd get back to basics.After all, nothing beats a nice, time-honored, classic Easter......loaf of bread.Yep, Easter is now infecting spreading its cheer throughout the entire ...

You guys, Easter is this Sunday!Quick!Let's terrorize some children!"Ohh nooo!"Oh, YES, 'fraidy cat half-chicken! For far too long now, Easter has been the holiday of the cute and cuddly. Well, NO MORE."It's PAYBACK time, beechez.""Bwahaha!""Yeah. Just you wait 'til I ...

Ok, bunny cakes! This is your week to shine.HIT IT!Um...Very attractive.(Get it? 'Cuz it's shaped like a magnet? Eh? EH??)But seriously, that's terrible.Oh COME ON.You're joking, right?And this is just cheating.Badly.What the...?A sunburned mouse? Really?Look, maybe you should just go ...

Ok, bakers, huddle up!Now, listen: Easter is coming. That means a lot of long hours, hard work, and painstaking effort on your part to ensure we make some of the most beautif...BWAHAHAHA!!AHAHAHAHAA!![wiping eyes] Sorry, sorry! I really thought I'd get ...

Loyal wrecky librarian Saima has informed me that this week is National Library Week. Now, when I was a kid we made weekly visits to our local library, and every week I came home with a teetering stack ...