Did you know August is National ‘Win with Civility’ Month? It’s true; the internets told me so.

And since we could all use a reminder from time to time that “polite is always right,” I’ve prepared a few handy tips.

Civility Tip #1 – Always precede a negative comment with a positive one:

Civility Tip #2 – Practice an attitude of gratitude:

And maybe your spelling.

Civility Tip #3 – Instead of rudely pointing out the birthday girl’s faults, try focusing on her accomplishments:

Or, if s/he has no accomplishments to speak of, then try complimenting a physical feature.

Ok, well, that’s not so much a compliment as it is a reminder of old age – which is never polite. Why not try opening up, instead? You know, tell her how you really feel?

Um.
Ok.
Well, while I applaud your honesty, that’s…not very positive.

Ok, new tactic: Is there anything you can congratulate her on? Something worth complimenting?

Ah, much better.

So remember, kids: polite is always right, and successfully kicking narcotics calls for frosted cheesecake.

Don’t ask me why; it just does.

Thanks to Wreckporters Whitney M., Birdy, Susan K., Heather R., Andrea F., Gina G., & Janet S., who, for the record, have never had frosted cheesecake.

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