Oh.
Well, ok, then.
Seriously, I think I’ve just found my new favorite Wreckerator here. Way to work to your product’s strengths, my friend! In fact, if you need any more ideas, I have a few suggestions:
“It beats jello”
“95% of diets fail anyway”
“Cheaper than therapy”
“It was this or rhubarb pie.”
“The end MIGHT be nigh”
Ok, that’s all I’ve got. Have anything better? Then gimmie your best 1-line Wreck sales pitch in the comments, and tonight I’ll randomly select someone who makes me laugh to win a signed copy of Cake Wrecks, the book:
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Only $5.20 on Amazon! Woot! Stock up!
I’ll announce the winner in tomorrow’s post, so check back then.
Now, quick, go BE FUNNY. Chop chop!
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