Hey, guys! Number 1 here, and it’s my birthday!! I am so excited to have my first birthday as a Cake Wrecks writer. What wreckiness will I get to witness FIRST HAND this year?!? I can’t wait. I keep imagining Jen ordering me a cake with some sort of numerical wreckery like “Numbered One,” “1 Number,” “1# One,” “Nummer Won,” or “Numb Are Want in pink icing.” So in that spirit, here are some other Wrecks whose days are numbered.

Yeah…probably not.
(Next to “Big,” it should read, “off-center.”)

At least they wrote a big “13″ though. It would have been doubly wreckalicious if they wrote it all tiny-like…

In this case, “Giant 57″ = “Giant empty space and 57 rainbow sperm.”

A very merry unbirthday to this guy:

Hey, who’s counting?

Here’s how Kelly got a brand new nickname:

(Give it a minute.)

It could be an inspirational cake, though, if you just tweak the punctuation:

“Asbigas, you can make it! 30! Happy Birthday.”

See?

There’s really no excuse, Ricki M., Jane R., Callie B., and Kelly (A.K.A. Asbigas.) These cakes are a giant number #2! With pink stars. And frosting flowers under neat.

UPDATE: I got my wish!! Here are the cake mounds Jen and John got me for my birthday:*

*Carrot jockey not included.

They were pretty awesomely wrecky (note the “#1″) but MAN, did they taste good. Jen and I were kinda bummed that they removed the cupcake wrapper before frosting them; that would have made a perfect wreck! Thanks again, guys!

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The Number Won