We believe that Old Glory should cover not only our hearts…
…but our stomachs as well.
[swelling music]
We believe that education and patriotic sprinkles are the bedrock of our society:
But mostly the sprinkles.
[music swelling further]
America!
We believe that the size of our cupcakes should not be defined by the size of our cups…
…until it is deep-fried.
[music swelling further]
America!!
Where even our drizzle is patriotic:
Because we believe that monkey cakes wearing American kimonos is what America is all about.
America!!!!
[music now fully swollen]
And my friends, let us never forget, when it comes to American pride…
…we know how to rock it.
AMERICA!!!!

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