Since our posts here on CW invariably manage to offend someone – carrot lovers, grammar Nazis, Canadians – we’ve decided that *today’s* commentary won’t be offensive to anyone. Literally. In fact, it’s going to be SO inoffensive that I’m trying not to fall asleep as I type thikjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

Huh? What? Where am I? Oh, yeah, non-offensive.

I forgot to mention that I’ll be randomly choosing cakes from our archives, so there’s really no telling what cakes we’ll end up with. Rest assured that the commentary will be completely inoffensive, though. Promise.

Okay, here goes. Our first cake is #4,312:

“Hey-o! Are those supposed to be balloons, or, like, what?”

Huh, this inoffensive stuff is easy! Nothing to it.

Okay, next we have cake #245…

Hm. Inoffensive. Okay. “Boy, oh boy! What a fine, upstanding reputable bird that is! I salute pay respect to the baker who came up with imagined this design! That’s not a peacock, is it?”

Alright, so this is kind of hard difficult. I’m sure I’ll do better on the next one, though.

Cake #8,062:

[biting lip] Uh. Hang on.

[looks up e-mail]

Well, according to Stetson here, this is actually a bakery display in Colombia. [drumming fingers] Hm. Oh! I know: “Hey, was this decorated by gorillas or something?”

Yeah, I think I’m hitting my stride again. No *way* I’m going to offend anyone with that.

Next!

Cake #4,207:

[crickets chirping]

OH COME ON!!
Really?!?

Okay, last one. [Shaking digital dice] C’mon, inoffensive!

Cake #2,093:

I give up.

Denise, Lisa M., Stetson J., Brindy W., Karin D., & Megan C., if you’re still reading this, thanks. I think.

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