This was ordered for a school competition called the Academic Decathlon:

Or, as Wreckerators know it, “AcPec.”

Now, I’d like to say that at least they spelled “capitalize” right, buuuut…

they didn’t.

*sigh*

The following is a dramatization. The Wreck, however, is very real.

*sigh*

Two friends nicknamed Frizz and Kermit ask a baker to hold a blank cake for them while they finish their shopping. The baker agrees, and sticks a hold tag on the box.

What happened next? Only the Wrecker knows.

“On hold regularly.”

Well that clears things up.

*sigh*

And finally, Anda ordered a couple of cakes for a birthday party. To keep it simple, she asked for the same inscription on both. Which is exactly what she got.

Yep, despite the fact that the Wreckerator wrote “bath,” s/he actually did write the same thing on both. I don’t have a photo of the second cake, but Anda assures me it looked a lot like this:

Really.

And the kicker?

The store refused to fix them.

Why?

Because – waaaait for it – that’s what she asked for.

Really.

All together now: *sigh*

Kristy M., Jenny C., Ellen K., & Anda S., this post would make a great breathing exercise.

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